hatteras press

The push ups you do to make your arm muscles flare before spending the day on the tank-top on a Hatteras in the Hamptons

Jason pumped out 50 Hatteras Presses so his pythons would pop for the ladies on the boat

by hansy f August 22, 2014

hatterosexual

One who is sexually attracted to felt, or satin hats.

Cole: Bro, you gotta come with us to the party. There'll be plenty of cute girls there.
Hank: Sorry man, but i'm hatterosexual.

by human soul December 22, 2017

mad-hatted

When the condensation from your pint glass causes the coaster to stick to the bottom when you pick it up, making it look like the Mad Hatter's hat.

Dude, your beer is mad-hatted.

by looneybinproductions July 18, 2010

brown hatter

A semen demon.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Cape Hatteras

n. The national park on North Carolina’s Outer Banks that was by its founding designated as a joint recreational area and primitive wilderness, that through the devious and out and out dishonest efforts of environmentalists is on the verge of being turned into a bird refuge.
v. To use misleading, faulty research and methods to thwart a person’s access to property where such access had previously been guaranteed by the federal gov’t.

You say a pretty bird was found dead in your yard and with no evidence you were accused of killing it, and a study your ex's mother in law performed said you really didn’t need the house anyway, so you’ve been evicted and your house sold for a dollar to your ex's mother in law? Man, you’ve been Cape Hatterassed.

by yoaudo April 24, 2008

Hatemate

A person that you are often associated with, and that you know like a friend, and might even occasionally hang out with, but that you absolutely hate.

Looking back on high school, Trent realized that he had far more hatemates than friends.

by my_posse_rolls_shallow October 28, 2009

hattersley

A euphemism for sex.

I wanted to take Rick to Hattersley, but he wasn't in the mood.

by Hard Times August 24, 2018