Hearphones

Umbrella term for headphones and earphones. Basically something you plug into an ipod and hear music out of.

Also head+ear=hear

Without Hearphones:
Teacher: Take your headphones out.
Student: I don't have any on.
Teacher: Yes you do! *grabs earphones*
Students: OOOH! you mean my earphones? (insert trollface)
With Hearphones:
Teacher: Take your hearphones out.
Student: I don't... oh wait.

by Legen.... wait for it... DARY November 8, 2011

Put your plug in my headphone jack

This is also known as computer or technology sex

Ooh I put your plug in my headphone jack . Oof You made a computer pregnant and now she gave birth to USB Drive. You sick bastard

by one_sexy_mother_fucker_69 January 27, 2019

Headphones Trip

When you have your headphones plugged into the computer or a speaker and go to walk away without realizing you still have your headphones on or in. This causes the headphones to jerk back on your head and fly backwards.

"I'm hungry, I'm going to go get some food." Suddenly, as he walked away from the computer, Jim's headphones ripped out of his ears causing extreme whiplash of the neck. He had headphones tripped.

by JXavierP September 30, 2011

headphones

What you wear when u are getting a blowjob (head) if you don't like slurping or u just wanna hear some music.

Headphones are good during head.

by jamlink April 25, 2010

Headphone Hercules

Cocky prepubescent kid who has nothing better to do (i.e. homework, mow the lawn) than talk tough during online games. Usually involves threat of violence against the shins and ankles in midget style combat.

Obvious by the shrill, almost fairy-like quality of the voice.

Hercules: in the soft voice of a child "I'll fucking break your legs if I ever see you!"

Gamer: "Keep it up Headphone Hercules and I'll tell your mother to cancel your X-Box membership"

by Bdamn January 16, 2011

headphone noose

The tangle of your headphones around your neck when you wake up after falling asleep listening to music. While never proven to be fatal, it definately freaks those who wake up with headphone nooses out. A very stressful start to the day, the stress can only be alleviated with snus

Vinny: Dude i woke up in the worst mood
Hayley: Why?
Vinny: I woke up with the tightest headphone noose and i was not about to go listening to the shitty playlist i fell asleep to
Hayley: I feel you, snus it up and sweat it off

by Frenchperiod7 June 2, 2011

Headphone yoga

when your headphones are broken so u hold your body in the position that they work and stay there hoping they work

"i got new headphones a month ago but i am already having to do headphone yoga"

by CORVUS July 5, 2016