rando hando

a handjob performed by a perfect stranger.

dude 1: what'd you do last night?
dude 2: went to some bar. got a handy in the bathroom.
dude 1: sick yo. who was the chick?
dude 2: no clue. it was a rando hando.

by master.blaster July 17, 2009

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

1. A novel nickname created by Strongbad in the Teen Girl Squad Tenthennial Extravaganza.
2. Jack Booth, the sexiest supervisor to have ever lived.

Ohmigoodness, I work with Sir Hotbod Handsomeface-- he is just *so* dreamy!

by Taralynn November 9, 2005

Indifferent Handjob

(adv + v) Manual stimulation performed by a person who is either bored or indifferent to the receiver's pleasure and presence. May be a result of "multi-tasking", done to satte someone's repeated requests (pleading) for some form of sexual gratification and release.

A prime example would be what what husbands get after many years of marriage.

"My beeyatch was on the rag and watching The Hills and all I could get was an indifferent handjob."

by Goen Son March 17, 2010

Universally Handsome

Being sexually or physically appealing to someone no matter your ethnicity or that person's usual general preference.

My friend finally met the Italian that I'd been telling her about. Though our tastes in guys usually differ, she had to agree that he was hot stuff. I thought up the word "universally handsome" to describe our mutual appreciation.

by cdbb September 8, 2008

Handroll

Handroll is a tech for Rise Against and also best friends and sometimes lovers with Jepha Howard of The Used.
He tours non-stop and likes drinking and twittering.
He tells everyone to go to bed even though it's the weekend.
He calls everyone a nerd but really he's the biggest one of all.

Also a type of sushi.

Handroll is teching for Rise Against again.

by TasteMyInk May 24, 2009

Handsome William

When you go into a public bathroom for the opposite gender on accident, but you have already started shitting so you can’t go back and go into the right restroom.

“Well Hank I was in a hurry and the restroom doors were poorly labeled. It’s unfortunate I pulled a Handsome William, now all the woman in there think I’m a pervert.”

by It’s A Little Man January 30, 2022

Texas handoff

Where a teenage girl gives birth in a taco mayo bathroom, after giving birth she busts out of the bathroom and pitches the newborn like a football to the cashier and runs out of the door

Hayley did the Texas handoff and is having her trial now

by Lokig November 5, 2018