norwegian hand grenade

when you pinch the tip of your dick right before you spew, then slam the top and bottom of your dick with your hands, shooting semen everywhere.

Man, that girl sucks at giving dome, so before i blew in her mouth i gave her the old norwegian hand grenade.

by local sex fiend October 24, 2006

Holy Hand Grenade

After finishing in a condom you hold the base and pee into the the condom creating a water balloon, you then pop the condom on her face.

After I finished fucking her I dropped the Holy Hand grenade on her face.

by HlyHndGren October 16, 2019

czechoslovakian hand grenade

Take a large shit and shape it into a hand grenade like shape. Place said shit into the freezer. Remove from freezer and ask party guests to stand in a circle. Play hot potato until the shit defrosts and splats upon someone’s hand.

Scott’s hand still smells after losing a game of Czechoslovakian hand grenade.

by Theshittiest April 5, 2023

Yorkshire hand grenade

When you're bang your hoe and you pull out, blow your load, then you catch it and slap her in the face as hard as you can with it.

Is that crazy hoe still nagging you bro. Na, I used the Yorkshire hand grenade, she ain't Donna bother me no mo

by D N P May 1, 2011

Somalian Hand Grenade

To retrieve your Jimmy Johns sub from another person's anus.

"If you want your sandwich, you'll have to give me the ole Somalian Hand Grenade"

by Mick_Jones June 5, 2018

The Holy Hand Grenade

Peeing, Pooping, Cumming, Sneezing, Coughing, and Puking all at the same time.

Bro why is he running so fast? Hes about to do The Holy Hand Grenade
Charlie you look like shit? "Yeah, I just had to do The Holy Hand Grenade"

by LovelyBritz February 24, 2019

oklahoma hand-grenade

when the female partner jerks the male off into her ass hole

bradley made the bitch give him an oklahoma hand-grenade last night it sounds fucking awesome you know you wanna try it you sick fuck

by wood is good July 31, 2006