When you take a dump into a sock and then throw the sock at a person like a grenade. Usually done after consuming lots of spicy food. Not to be confused with the Mexican Mortar.
Monty ate a lot of Taco Bell today so he decided it was an opportune time to throw a Mexican Hand Grenade at Shane.
by Jameson Vandersnatch September 04, 2011
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Hand grenade pussy is pussy that looks and/or feels like someone let a hand grenade off in that bitch.
"Was that one girl's pussy good?"

"Hell no, man that bitch had some hand grenade pussy!"
by The Infamous Tito March 09, 2010
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when one craps in their hand and throws it at a group of people
I could be wrong, but i think that kid is preparing to throw a mexican hand grenade at us.
by freshdreads April 30, 2010
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A sex position in which a cylindrical firework is stuffed into the anus of your partner with a bagel through it. Then the firework is then set off.
My girlfriend wasn't into my bacon fetish, so I have her a Jewish Hand Grenade.
by Arseface475894 January 07, 2015
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A festering turd that smells so offensive that it could kill a room full of homeless people.
Jesus fuck, that guy dropped a brown hand grenade so bad it melted the paint off the walls.
by Tyre Iron Phil June 03, 2016
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when you fill a condom with shit and throw it against the wall, as you cum, screaming “grenada”.
I tried anal with my girl last week and she wanted to pull an alaskan hand grenade and now we can’t get our safety deposit back
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First you pour diet coke in a girls vagina. Then you grab a handful of mentos and fist fuck her for a count of three. Do not count to four, nor two, lest it proceedeth you to three. Five is right out. Then get the hell out of the way.
"The other day I was fisting my girl and she said 'hey, let's try something kinky' so I gave her the Holy Hand Grenade. I was cleaning diet coke off of my walls for three days.
by BizarroTravis May 14, 2009
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