When you take a dump into a sock and then throw the sock at a person like a grenade. Usually done after consuming lots of spicy food. Not to be confused with the Mexican Mortar.
Monty ate a lot of Taco Bell today so he decided it was an opportune time to throw a Mexican Hand Grenade at Shane.
by Jameson Vandersnatch September 04, 2011
Hand grenade pussy is pussy that looks and/or feels like someone let a hand grenade off in that bitch.
by The Infamous Tito March 09, 2010
by freshdreads April 30, 2010
A sex position in which a cylindrical firework is stuffed into the anus of your partner with a bagel through it. Then the firework is then set off.
by Arseface475894 January 07, 2015
by Tyre Iron Phil June 03, 2016
I tried anal with my girl last week and she wanted to pull an alaskan hand grenade and now we can’t get our safety deposit back
by qrx January 22, 2021
First you pour diet coke in a girls vagina. Then you grab a handful of mentos and fist fuck her for a count of three. Do not count to four, nor two, lest it proceedeth you to three. Five is right out. Then get the hell out of the way.
"The other day I was fisting my girl and she said 'hey, let's try something kinky' so I gave her the Holy Hand Grenade. I was cleaning diet coke off of my walls for three days.
by BizarroTravis May 14, 2009

