john handcock

A man who frequents prostitutes (John), but materbates on, or is masterbated by (handcock) the prostitute, rather than having sex with her, as a means of avoiding STDs.

YOU: Hey, John, do you wanna go to the bar?

YOUR BUDDY: No, I'm going to see Sharin' Cocks, that ho down the road.

YOU: Aren't you afraid of AIDS?

YOUR BUDDY: No, I'm a John Handcock.

by Sex Ed December 8, 2006

Hancock

The act of screwing an aquantance over for financial gain. Hancocking usually happens when the offender is shady in terms of finances.

Dude, Sean tried to hancock me for $5 to watch cable at his house,

by P-House March 5, 2008

john hancock

One shizza guy. He signed the Decleration of Independence first. He totally owned the other founding fathers.

If I live in the 1700's I would so go clubbing with John Hancock.

by Shizzlator June 21, 2005

hanakok.un

This is a cosplayer with over 5k followers
She cosplays Hanako-Kun, Junko Enoshima, Mikan Tsumiki, Kokichi Ouma and I’m sure more!

Person 1: Hey have you seen Hanakok.in’s new video
Person 2: Omg hanakok.un is so sweet

by Sabidoodle November 30, 2020

hanako kun supremacy

Hanako kun is the best ghost and you can't tell me otherwise

HANAKO KUN SUMPERAMCY GUYS I BELIEVE IN THE HANAKO KUN SUPERMACY (not really its a joke lol) hanako kun supremacy

by anonymous July 1, 2022

The Hancock

The hancock is a rare breed of homosexual, which camouflages it's sexuality through manly vulgarity and a heterosexual tone to those he is not familiar with. Amongst other interesting aspects of the hancock, like it's diet of alcohol and amyl, is this particular species excretes... a time release pheramone on to its victims through its tongue, which may lay dorment for 9months before taking affect. The hancock has been known to pass out in bins and defecate in urinals and ingest exotic liquids, like the Jager-Blanc

The Hancock just got us kicked out of The Club cos he took a shit in the urinal.

by Ryza&K-fedsdef January 13, 2011

Hancock

Any black man wearing a tight wetsuit.
(Based on Will Smith and his superhero costume in the movie Hancock)

Dude, check out Hancock. His surfing is awesome.

by RebeL_fARmeR June 23, 2009