hamster

Adjective: Without overarching purpose or point, like a hamster running in a wheel.

My life is feeling really hamster these days.
My job is so hamster, I hate it!
I like him, but his outlook on life seems sort of hamster.

by phronimos April 16, 2017

Hamster Angle

The angle of your face that your forward facing camera makes while in use so that you look like a hamster.

The more "chubby" the angle is, the more the angle makes you look chubby.

"And there I was, I accidentally called her and she saw me from a really chubby hamster angle"

by Micerama May 28, 2019

flying hamster of doom

a winged hamster welding coconuts.

the flying hamster of doom will rain coconuts on your pitiful city.

by Anthony Quintero-Castañeda December 11, 2004

Panty hamster

Another word or for a vagina. 'Quivering' can be added in front of for good effect.

What a nice panty hamster

by Link December 8, 2004

rabbid hamster

A really ugly girl that hit on many goons at the '03 Toronto SA meet. Later pictures from said meeting, including ones of her showing her breasts, caused a FYAD explosion.

"Who hurts your eyes more, rabbid hamster or tubgirl"
"rabbid hamster obviously"

by StrangertoSociety December 14, 2008

Hamsterass

Adjective:

Adj. Derivation of Pacific Northwest American slang, early 21st century.

To have an ass which smells and looks like that of a hamster's.

By implication the person uses cheap toilet paper, is poor, and unwashed. The further implication is the person eats over processed food with little to no nutrition; therefore, their posterior is unshapely and the body can be likened to a pear, or hamster's figure.

"Have you seen the hamsterass on that trailer park bitch?"

"Jesus Christ! look at the hamsterass on the Wal-Mart greeter."

by Johnathon Mill November 1, 2009

hamster

Adorable little rodents that run around your house and poop everywhere.

"My hamster could kick your hamsters glutious-maximus!"

by Sydney January 14, 2005