hammergirl

a girl who sucks for money

Bethany is a great sucker, she is my hammergirl.

by lemil January 21, 2016

Hammerton

The surname of a certain type of girl. She can be very unique, but also very gnarly. She's pretty ratchet. Watch out, she'll have you by your man parts.

Bro 1: yo, that girl almost had me by my manhood
Bro 2: damn bro, she must have been a Hammerton

by IHadToMakeAnAccountForThisJoke August 10, 2017

Hammeroids

An STI that causes you to blow up after listening to MC Hammer

'No don't turn MC Hammer on! I have hammeroids and i'll blow up!'
*Turns on anyways*
*He blows up*
You fail bitch!

by Gimme a tic-tac bitch! July 12, 2009

Hammerjob

1) A malicious action in which one tries to crush another person's genitals with a hammer.
2) A malicious action in which one tries to crush another person's genitals with a sledgehammer.

That guy just got castrated by a hammerjob.

by SEM101 October 19, 2011

Hammertoe

diesase that fuckes up your toes
also can be used to replace any word in the dictionary
also a nickname for that fucked up thing in folk lore

you little hammertoe
yeah you can hammer my toe
waaaaa hammertoe

by Squant0 December 10, 2007

hammerfaced

Just the most beat up female face on the planet. Any and everything is wrong with this individuals face.

You know what Ryan,
I could do a keg stand for an hour and a half and I would still rather have move my family into a ghetto like Santa Ana, Ca., than sleep with that hammerfaced trick!

by The Whammer Hammer January 5, 2009

hammeredrunk

hammered + drunk = hammeredrunk

instead of just being hammered or drunk the combing of the two words is the ultimate state of being wasted- hammerdrunk

John: Dude what happend lat night? i was so hammeredrunk.

Sam: yeah bro, lets get nachoes.

by NZER2000 April 23, 2010