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Hamilton College

A small, highly selective, incredibly kick ass college in upstate New York. Known for its renown writing intensive philosophy and its extaordinarily attractive student body, Hamilton College has been molding some of the brightest and most sexually appealing Americans since 1793. Recently, there has been some confusion about Hamilton's incredibility as a result of Colgate University achieving more popularity as a result of their division I sports programs and flamboyantly assertive and ambiguously homosexual students. Hamilton students simply do not see the need to vocalize their superiority because the fact that they all graduate to become loaded, happy, and influential speaks for itself. Literary revolutionary Ezra Pound, famed psychologist B.F. Skinner, and Jesus Christ are all graduates of Hamilton College.
"Hi, I go to Colgate University."
"I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over all the sperm in your mouth. I'm going to go back to Hamilton College and not have sex with my roommate."
by spr1989 January 27, 2007
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Hamilton

a play thats made bye lin manuel him self based on the best founding father haamilton aron burr lafayete herculeese mulagain and lawrence
aaron burr kils hamilton all of hamiltons friends
"bitch"
by i am d@v!d February 23, 2021
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Mr Hamilton

Often used in the car business. A name for a person that would drop dead for 10 bucks
Guy#1: "Hey you know that guy Phil?"

Guy#2: "Yea fuck that guy, watch what you say around him he's a Mr Hamilton"
by Atomson Austinson June 29, 2011
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Davy Hamilton con queso

To eat a girl out while she is taking a shit, while she eats chips and queso out of a sombrero on your head. Chips are on the rim and queso dip on the top of the sombrero
Lisa just enjoyed a Davy Hamilton con queso
by Huw Gwang September 25, 2009
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Alexander Hamilton

The act of having sex with a woman doggy-style, only to pull out and recharter the national bank
"The nation has been running a huge surplus ever since Alan Greenspan gave his wife the Alexander Hamilton"

"Many historians agree that President Andrew Jackson's strong opposition to the national bank stemmed directly from his wife's reluctance be on the receiving end of the Alexander Hamilton."
by Vitaly Bernanke December 9, 2008
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Sackville-Hamilton

1. An entity that can perform unrivalled acts of endurance masturbation

2. A person who can survive on a diet consisting solely of Milk and Easter Eggs
Boy 1: Where is Tom today?
Boy 2: I don't know, I think he has been in the toilets for 40 minutes.
Boy 1: Oh, he is such a Sackville-Hamilton
by CheekyCharlie108 March 7, 2009
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