Haiku

fucking retard whos hits the worst trickshots ive ever seen. Not only is he weird but he loves smelling farts and kissing guys

“Is that haiku?” “Who the weird kid sticking his nose up my ass?” Yeah it is him!

by grog flod September 9, 2021

Haiku

When a nude is sent

I once got a haiku.

by Yeetmaster December 9, 2018

haiku-ku

A hipster attempt at poetry that contains no meter, rhyme or discernible structure (Western of otherwise), but contains a grab-bag of the trendiest social and/or political hot-button terms and clichés floating like turds atop a Waldorf salad of academic-sounding words.

At the poetry slam, she stood at the microphone and spewed a haiku-ku of meaningless social justice jargon, and the hipster audience nodded and nodded then finally applauded.

by Valefar September 1, 2022

The Khatlan Haiku

The earth that the goddess loathed,

And which she protected way back,

Eventually outlasts her lifespans.

~ Anonymuse the Greatest Lord.

The Khatlan Haiku is just a mere poem.

by Anonymuse the Greatest Lord January 2, 2022

Haikus

Another name for 5.75mm bullets.

"Straight to the point like Haikus"

by LSCA March 10, 2022

Trailer park haiku

Trailer park haiku is a low rent version of and original haiku meant to lend a higher consciou awareness of the situation or experience ie; she said she thought the world of me she said she couldn't live without me and then she said yes officer that's him.

Excuse me does the management allow trailer park haikus here?

by Harmonica homie March 8, 2021

Sokka haiku

A haiku which has a 5-7-6 syllable format rather than the 5-7-5 format. Invented by Sokka in Avatar, The Last Airbender, after getting carried away in a poem battle.

“That’s not a haiku, it has an extra syllable at the end, that’s a Sokka Haiku!”

by A person125 March 19, 2025