A hipster attempt at poetry that contains no meter, rhyme or discernible structure (Western of otherwise), but contains a grab-bag of the trendiest social and/or political hot-button terms and clichés floating like turds atop a Waldorf salad of academic-sounding words.
At the poetry slam, she stood at the microphone and spewed a haiku-ku of meaningless social justice jargon, and the hipster audience nodded and nodded then finally applauded.
by Valefar September 1, 2022
Get the haiku-ku mug.The earth that the goddess loathed,
And which she protected way back,
Eventually outlasts her lifespans.
~ Anonymuse the Greatest Lord.
And which she protected way back,
Eventually outlasts her lifespans.
~ Anonymuse the Greatest Lord.
by Anonymuse the Greatest Lord January 2, 2022
Get the The Khatlan Haiku mug.A Haiku is a Japanese poem of seventeen syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five, traditionally evoking images of the natural world. A second definition is that it is a poem in English written in the form of a haiku. The definition of the latter is addressed in this Urban dictionary definition of Haiku haikuha ikuha.
A Haiku haikuha ikuhai is an instantiation of a Haiku that is doomed to failure from it's very conception, in that despite its faithful attempt to rigorously follow the classic poetic form, despite scoring in the 94th percentile, which would give it an educational grade of an A, following poetry form is strictly a pass / fail commitment, and sadly might be summed up otherwise as
"it just doesn't have a KU."
A Haiku haikuha ikuhai is an instantiation of a Haiku that is doomed to failure from it's very conception, in that despite its faithful attempt to rigorously follow the classic poetic form, despite scoring in the 94th percentile, which would give it an educational grade of an A, following poetry form is strictly a pass / fail commitment, and sadly might be summed up otherwise as
"it just doesn't have a KU."
"Damn, Chauncey wrote another brilliant haiku; he's so good it's disgusting, no wonder everyone hates him, and even worse, he doesn't have a fucking haiku haikuha ikuhai ."
by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020
Get the Haiku haikuha ikuha mug.Trailer park haiku is a low rent version of and original haiku meant to lend a higher consciou awareness of the situation or experience ie; she said she thought the world of me she said she couldn't live without me and then she said yes officer that's him.
by Harmonica homie March 8, 2021
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by LSCA March 10, 2022
Get the Haikus mug.fucking retard whos hits the worst trickshots ive ever seen. Not only is he weird but he loves smelling farts and kissing guys
by grog flod September 9, 2021
Get the Haiku mug.A haiku which has a 5-7-6 syllable format rather than the 5-7-5 format. Invented by Sokka in Avatar, The Last Airbender, after getting carried away in a poem battle.
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