holy finger fuck 

sexual act involving three girls and one male priest or holy authority in which all three bend over in front of man and one engages in anal sex with the other two women on each side of the priest engaged in anal fingering by the priest

Sara, Lauren, and Ashley went to the priest's campsite expecting a friendly conversation only to get the holy finger fuck.

holy finger fuck by Uncle E September 16, 2008

holy flyin' fuck 

when holy shit is not enough

holy flyin' fuck did you see that guy fall dead?

holy flyin' fuck by R3aper636 November 12, 2010

Holy Duck Fuck 

1) A Phrase Someone Might Say When They Are Surprized. The Person Might Be High, Drunk, Or Mentally Unstable (Insane) Or A Combination Of The Three.

2) Two Ducks From Heaven Having Sex. Need I say More?

You Die And Go To Heaven And See Two Ducks Having Sex.

You Might Say "HOLY DUCK FUCK!?"

Holy Duck Fuck by thatawesomeguywithweirdmum September 9, 2010

holy crapping fuck case 

an original curse word you say when you really mean something

N: Wow holy crapping fuck case, we just finished the movie, and there is no way I'm sleeping tonight!

Y: Hahahahahah nice cursing

N: Hahahaha I try to be original with my cursing

holy crapping fuck case by Y: nc7r89e0w3olah January 11, 2010

holy titty fuck 

1.An expression of astonishment to something epically awesome or shocking.

2.The act of thrust your penis between a women's hot, sexy preferably large breasts ,fucking them as if you're fucking her pussy until you ejaculate on her on her chest and/or face.The word holy is added as the women is out of your league.

Horny guy: An average titty fuck is good but nothing can beat a holy titty fuck !

holy titty fuck by zingeraddict October 3, 2011

holy monkey fuck 

Holy Monkey Fuck
/hoh-lee /muhng-kee/ fuhk/

noun (adjective)
1. A phrase or exclamation uttered by a shocked individual after reading a text message from one of their friends who may be drunk-texting them, trying to express an idea or thought, but actually has no sense of order and has said nothing.

Jim: Sandy, did you read that text from Mike?
Sandra: Not yet. Give me a second…….

Message from Mike via text:
“Last time I try to do that with 3 different cities can the long arm of the law done crushed me smile to a cinder”

Sandra: HOLY MONKEY FUCK!

Similar to:

What the fuck / Oh My God / Da Fuck is u sayin

holy monkey fuck by Kouzelne Prsty September 3, 2016

holy cactus fuck 

That wonderful phrase which is uttered by the speaker when his standards in life are so low, that he would consider the action of having sexual intercourse with a cactus, equal to spreading the word of the lord; thus combining holiness, and repetitively and violently shoving your penis into a cactus to the point where either you bleed out from blood loss, or the cactus calls the police for relentless sexual assault, and turning it into that sweet phrase we know and love.

*Notice I said "he", as women have the right mind to keep them from giving just enough of shit to not utter this phrase, although it has happened in rare cases.

64 year old on Viagra and pain meds: "HOLY CACTUS FUCK"
Married son of 64 year old on Viagra and pain meds: "Oh shit here we go again... Honey hide the cactus!"

holy cactus fuck by toodlefucker6969 July 10, 2017