gwack

On the show Torchwood, the relationship between the characters Gwen Cooper and Captain Jack Harkness is known as Gwack(in the style of 'ship names like Spuffy).

This relationship is terrible. seriously, it's so badly conceived. It just doesn't work. Therefore gwack can be used as to describe anything terrible.

It's also a great onomatopoeia for vomiting. Honestly - Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaack. Which Gwack makes people want to do.

"What a pile of gwack"

"Seriously, I'm going to gwack"

"Gwack make me want to gwack"

by Cuilean March 30, 2008

socially gawkward

A serious condition that affects horny teenagers. When chatting with a female, one who is socially gawkward cannot help but gawk at the innocent woman's breasts and get a hard on.

Betty: Ew, I was talking to Brian about the microbiology project yesterday and then he got all socially gawkward on me.

by rutzy342 November 19, 2009

Gawk Block

Similar to the cock block, but relating to an object (animate or inanimate) obstructing the ogling of a sexually desirable human (one would hope)

Tom was trying to check out this girl at the bar, but was being "gawk blocked" by her pontoon like friend lumbering in front of her.

by fluke_11 March 25, 2010

gawk gawk 3000

Verb.
Performed during or before sex. Often called as blowjob or BJ. It got its name from the sound women's (or gay's) throat makes during deep throat session. It is a blow job that'll take your soul away.

Girl:since you've been a good boy, you deserve a gawk gawk 3000 later.

by Piyaya01 June 9, 2021

gawk lock

when checking out a chick, and she is so hot you cannot look away, you have gawk lock.

"dude, hottie"
"oh crap, gawk lock, gawk lock!"

by gawk dude April 21, 2009

Gawkblock

That multi-mile stretch of traffic that gradually slows to a crawl due to drivers gawking at a cleared roadside incident.

That gawkblock made me late for my meeting! I really hate getting gawkblocked.

by Beertken July 23, 2012

gawk blocked

When traffic comes to a stop from all of the people staring at a wreck

Look at this! I'm going 20 under because of the wreck on the other side of the high-way. I've been gawk blocked.

by ARandomMan January 27, 2014