by SheffBorn+Bred November 23, 2022
"He was laughing so hard, he nearly burst a gurt."
by kphc November 29, 2006
Another word for the vaginal canal; due to its prominence in hosting a flow of gurt (semen) after intercourse, much like traffic on a highway
Kelly and I slipped out of the party early, I ended up putting my tongue up her gurt highway, it was sick.
by Blood Champion June 21, 2022
Another word for cumming
by Asueq12 July 04, 2020
When a tissue or a set of tissues are so filled with semen that when you crumple the tissues, the semen shoots out of an opening similar to when you pressure the bottom of a tube of go-gurt.
"Oh man, I went to go throw out my tissues after a great wank and I accidentally go-gurted onto the floor!"
by BoingoBrown January 17, 2021
An overweight chick with warts and a stanky vagina is llurking in the distance and you call it out to warn all people around
by Bungle Queefer January 03, 2010
by HateTheSmoke August 29, 2021