Gumping

The act of two men bumping or rubbing their exposed or bare gut and or belly.

Guy and Jeromy were caught gumping in the closet after their seven minutes of heaven had long expired.

by Leche Mas June 6, 2011

Gumping it up

To be continuously successful in life but always fall victim to dating or falling in love with the most tragic downtrodden unsuccesful polar opposite people imaginable and be perfectly fine with it.

Julie just got her masters and bought a new house and car....why is she Gumping it up with that loser Greg who works part time at KFC and lives with his parents?

by TWORL May 20, 2012

Gerping Nub

A gerping nub is a person, place, or thing that is gagging while simultaneously burping. And a nub is defined as a small penis or male genitalia. So therefore, when you are sucking a nub you may release a gurp.

Example 1:
Mike: " OMG did you just gurp? WHAAAAAA!"
Olivia: " Yes, you have a fat nub."
Mike: " you didn't have to do me like dat. smh my head."

Example 2:
Mike: " Did you pull a gerping nub?!"
Brooke: " yes, yes I did."

by gerpingnubssonly July 18, 2020

Forrest Gumping

While under the influance of alcohol and through no skill, knowledge or effort of your own manage to end up in a sexually gratifying evening usually with more than one partner of the opposite sex. These events are always indirectly aided by others in one way or another. This is similar to the accounts of Forrest Gump in the movie with respect to success with little known efforts.

-Dude did you end up in another three way last night with those two chicks from the bar?
-Yeah.

-How do you keep Forrest Gumping your way into so much pussy?
-I don't know. I was just sitting there when the bartender asked me to loan my lighter to these two girls. Next thing I knew we were back at my place.

by douchewalker December 9, 2013

gurfing

gurfing:(verb)Goof-Surfing - Browsing the web moronically with no purpose. Goofing off on the internet.

John?

What?

What are you doing on Urban Dictionary?

I'm just gurfing off and landed here.

by Phaedrun December 12, 2007

gurning chimp

parted vagina lips

1."oh my god,you could lose your head in that gurning chimp"
2."dont put your fingers too close to the gurning chimp,it bites"

vagina that looks like my grandad, minus his false teeth

by piss in ya sausage house May 24, 2003

Gorping

When your taking a bath and sitting upright, you fart and with an open mouth bite the bubbles that float up between your legs.

Last night was a fun filled evening of gorping!

by Gorp-king July 30, 2010