gurp

To ejaculate. Usually used just by itself. See examples.

I gurped on her face.

Gurp, gurp, gurp.

by GurpMan August 25, 2007

gurp

a person that is ugly on the inside

Your a gurp you motha fucka

by melanie January 22, 2004

gurp sauce

A very ugly woman thats high on methamphetamines.

The sauce from which gurp comes from.

"That gurp sauce neighbor stacy was looking through my yard at 3 in the morning last night again..."

by Linty July 8, 2003

Gurps

A deeply caring, loyal, generous, ambitious, handsome, hard working guy who always tries to put everyone else’s needs ahead of his own. His delivery can sometimes be shit but his hearts always in the right place. He thinks he’s King Dingaling, always thinking he knows best and doesn’t listen to anyone - but regardless it’s undeniable, he’s without a doubt one in a million. The bestest friend you’ll ever have. If you know a Gurps you’ll be blessed for life

Don’t f with him, he’ll go all Gurps on you!

by Baby Yoda Guzzie December 9, 2021

Gurps

The genius expert knows her stuff she basically is the queen and without her command nothing is possible. Do not challenge !!!!!

Hey Tim is that Gurps you better wash her feet she is the Queen

by Waheguru is great November 23, 2021

Gurp Method

A gambling method designed to exploit statistical loopholes in games of chance, ensuring a 95% success rate with occasional significant payouts. It combines advanced predictive algorithms, pattern recognition, and progressive risk management to consistently outperform standard odds.

Tony created the Gurp Method to be able to pay off his college debt

by goiines December 26, 2024

Gurp

A sticky, gross substance.

I can't eat dinner yet, I got gurp on me hands.

by Sally H. December 27, 2022