Gurf

a noise one makes to fill any silence. Use when you think is needed.

Ugh... Gurf.

"Whatcha feelin'? "
"Gurf"

by PrdflS8n October 27, 2020

gurf job

When a girl with french braids gives you head while hanging upside down from a shower rod. AKA gurf or GJ. The word orginated in Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin.

1. Jake- Last night i totally got a gurf job from this girl.
Elliott- No way, thats awesome

2. Casey- C'mon baby give me a gurf job.
Shaniquia- Hell no, i ain't russian, i'm black, i can't bend like that.

by Wiz Kollifa June 7, 2009

guff

When something is a load of rubbish !
talking non-sense

dont give us yer guff : dont tok shite/rubbish

by hisstohat March 14, 2009

gruffalo

It is a term used to describe the most foul looking women you could possibly imagine. These women only are seen when they come out of the lagoon in order get action by cornering unsuspecting, drunk men. This term is not to be taken lightly.

Matt, Bill, and Garrett have hooked up with gruffaloes.

by Schorry July 23, 2008

Guffar

The word originates from the Moors who during the battle of tours in 732 created the word to insult the majority of ginger haired people they were fighting against. Word stems from Kuffar(Infidels).

Eat that food before God turns you into a guffar.
Don't be such a guffar.

by Kaan September 12, 2004

Guff cake

When a fart (guff) is caught in the hand and then released into somebody's mouth as a tasty treat.

Mum: "I wish I'd ordered some dessert at the restaurant, i'm still hungry!"
Son: "Don't worry Mum, you can eat this if you like..."
--- Son farts in hand and forces it into his mother's mouth---
Son: "Guff Cake!"
Mum: "Thank you son, I feel much better now"
Son: "That's ok Mum, anytime."

by sumosucker September 3, 2013

guff

A cloud of foul gas left hovering in the air after some bastard just farted.

Whilst shopping in the frozen meats section of the supermarket I walked into someone’s guff and nearly blew chunks on the cold meat display

by derek May 26, 2005