The sexual arousal associated with watching YouTube videos of people playing Guitar Hero incredibly well on Expert level. May lead to guitargasms depending on how hard or fast the player is strumming, activating star power, and excessive use of the whammy bar.
Fuck yeah! I got a total guitard-on watching it. I almost blew a load in my pants by the time it was done....that shit was intense.
by mds1978 February 19, 2011
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Get the Guitarded mug.Someone who has no real skill or experience on guitar, yet insists on creating typically unmelodic noise, usually in the form of repeatedly playing the same scale over and over, ad infinitum.
House guest: "What is that noise?"
Host: "Oh. That's my dumb-assed guitarded neighbor with his Fender Strat."
Host: "Oh. That's my dumb-assed guitarded neighbor with his Fender Strat."
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Get the Guitard mug.being completely unfamiliar with anything to do with guitars, including terms, makes and accessories.
Guitar player: ok, so you play the A minor chord by holding down the first string second fret, the second stri-
Me: whoa, whoa slow down! the first what now?
Gutar Player: my god ur guitarded
Me: whoa, whoa slow down! the first what now?
Gutar Player: my god ur guitarded
by waffles and pancakes January 9, 2009
Get the guitarded mug.The state a guitarist enters when playing that is accompanied by a grimace or contortion of the face that makes them appear to be mentally challenged. A portmanteau of "guitar" and "retarded".
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