Gaper Delay

When an Anus is prolapsed or left gaping open from a large cock or object insertion, the amount of time it takes to close back up is the Gaper Delay!!

Dude, when I pulled the Nerf Football out of my girlfriends ass, she had a severe Gaper Delay!!

by AD218 August 28, 2008

gaper

A person found at ski resorts that:
1. is not from anywhere near the resort
2. Looks like an idiot on the mountain and takes gigantic turns on flat cat tracks
3. is totally oblivious to the fact that they look like an idiot and are skiing icy bumps directly under the lift when there is powder stashed all over mountain, or stashed in the trees right next to them.

Known for the "gaping" space between their hat and goggles.

Oh no! its presidents day weekend? The gapers will be out in full swing putting up yard sales.

by zillaman February 26, 2007

Gumper

Another word to describe someone who is slow mentally.

Refers to someone with characteristics like the movie character Forrest Gump.

That kid is a true Gumper.

by Alimoons77 May 12, 2014

gaper

A huge loose fanny

"That girl had a massive gaper" "did she?" "yh mate fanny like a yawning hippo"

by high4lifeXx April 16, 2015

Guyper

Male incontinence underwear.

He is wearing a guyper so he doesn't soil himself.

by CrawlE August 16, 2016

Gwapers

It's how you call your Crush in Highschool

Xena is such a Gwapers.

by Shinjo Jimenez September 6, 2022

Gaper

A stupid tourist in a ski town. Used in a derogatory fashion to describe or label them.

1. "That gaper cut me off on the run today!"
2. "Did you see that Gaper? She's wearing a dead animal on her boots."
3. "Yeah, he was a Gaper, he had a Texan accent."

by BreckGirl February 3, 2010