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Grunch

An act of excretion in which the fesis actually spray in a wide diameter.
I grunched all over her face, and she loved it.
by the cock destroyer February 27, 2005
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Grunch

Bored of so many brunches (artificial word of breakfast & lunch) in the 90s, wise man started to grill meat and sausages parallel to the brunch. So fearless men scrumptiously invented the grill-brunch - the grunch. Modern German sociologists call the grunch the most exciting social improvement of the new millennium. It's grunch-time, baby!
Thank god we're invited to a grunch! I couldn't have stand another boring brunch at Darryl and Matt!, Shirley said.
by Henning Mühlinghaus February 13, 2008
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Gronchy

What a car or truck or motorcycle is like when the shifter requires several throws to achieve the next gear, the reason being anything from a maladjusted clutch plate to a set of synchronizers that have burned out.
First gear to second in this thing is gronchy.
by Farty McCrablice March 21, 2017
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graunchy

basically it applies to the things in life that aren’t perfect but you can still find beauty in, making it perfect

like parker’s door taped on, my natural random hair, the fact that i have crack heads coming to my door at one in the morning talking about how his girlfriend is poisoning him, and the fact that i only wear one pair of jeans every day cause i only have like two
graunchy is seeing what you have, which what would usually be seen as bad, and finding appreciation in what you have and loving every bit of it
natural free poor minimalistic appreciative happy bliss positive random fait vibe ghetto
“aye you look graunchy bro”

“i’m smoking cigarettes for dinner”
-“damn, that’s graunchy”

“aye man, i just got off work, you tryna graunch around?”

“bro you just ate a tortilla with just hot sauce, are you good bro? do you need groceries?”
-“bro it’s good, its a hot sauce taco, i’m just graunchin’”

“i had to open a can of chili with just a spoon because we didn’t have any food in the motel and we didn’t know where mom was”
-“it was graunchy”

remember when we had to wash our socks by hand in the bath tub?”
-“yeah, damn that shit was graucnhy”

“my shoe has holes and no soles, it’s pretty graunchy”
by lehandle?.. March 25, 2019
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Grunch

Dude 1: AUUGGHHHHHHHH
Dude 2: sounds like he just got his grunch gripped

Dude 3: fr
by SaltyRod June 16, 2022
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gaunchy

Feeling dirty and grimey. crubby.
not appealing
I woke up and i feel all gaunchy.
by uno531 June 22, 2008
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Grunch

An annoying ass hoe who needs to learn how to mind her business, She always needs to find out everything about everyone one and if she doesn't she will absolutely find a way how.
Girl 1: I can't tell you or I will literally be killed.

Girl 2: No its fine-

Grunch: YoU CaN TeLl MeEEeEeE!

Girl 1: I really cant-

Grunch: I PrOmIsE I wOnT TeLl AnYOnEeE!!!
by Nahas_Walking_on_a_dream69 December 19, 2019
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