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chinese groundhog

When you are having anal sex and stop and poop in the other persons butt.
Only really sick people perform the chinese groundhog
by messy potatoes June 1, 2010
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Ass Groundhog

that one big ass shit you have every year that you never know when it’ll come and never know when you’ll fall victim to these Intense ass pain and constipation, but it always seems to happen, once a year. This poop oftentimes is so big it has a shadow.
Person 1: yesterday was my ass groundhog’s yearly visit...
Person 2: No way! Mine was this morning, I was up for three hours tryna get that shit out!
by peepeepoopooman:) July 12, 2020
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Gautimalan groundhog

When your getting dirty with a girl and you decide to have buttsex. You are about to stick your penis in when she begins to poop, you ignore this and shove your cock in anyways. Forcing the poop back into her asshole
Me and my sister were talking about our favorite sexual acts, I was shocked to discover hers was the gautimalan groundhog
by Derrick daniels April 13, 2009
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Shake hands with the groundhog

To die. To expire. To cease to be
"I may not be feeling too good but I'm not ready to shake hands with the groundhog yet."
by Bogey251 December 24, 2008
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Reverse Groundhog

A sexual act where one shoves his penis in another's ass and pulls it back out. If there is poo on it, he must go back in for 6 weeks.
Guy: "Have you seen Bill lately?"
Girl: "Yeah. My mom caught him reverse groundhogging my sister. Now he's stuck there for 6 weeks."
by Hilbeah Albion December 2, 2010
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soggy groundhog

A maneuver in the game Sea of Thieves created by CaptainPickels. Most commonly performed with a Galleon. With a crew member in the brig he will flood the bottom deck until they drown. When they respawn in the bright side they will drown again and again.
I rage quit after learning first hand what a soggy groundhog was.
by Razar October 5, 2018
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Harboring a Groundhog

When you're on the edge of taking a dump and a little pokes out but then slips back in.
I can't sit still in class, I'm on the verge of Harboring a Groundhog in my jean shorts.
by MASONBEAR February 5, 2015
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