Groin Pull

It is a term first used by NFL announcers to gently describe to the audience that a player had just taken a shot to the nuts.

They would say something like, "ouch, that looked like a tough shot the uh well....that must have hurt. Then another announcer would chime in with yes, that looked like a "GROIN PULL...That can really be painful. The announcers both look flushed and lean forward as if they are going to be hit in the nuts too. The other announcer agrees as the camera pans away to the player who is writhing in pain and rolling on the field.

by DutchRub December 31, 2010

groin cactus

A penis, surrounded by pubic hair so simultaneously long, thick and sharp, that it can poke holes in a Coke can.

I wanted to go down on Derek, but that groin cactus of his left my face all pockmarked

by labia-on-rye June 25, 2016

GROINED ARCHWAY

VAGINA VAGINA

FEMINISTS ARE NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF GROINED ARCHWAYS.

by DR .D January 13, 2009

Kick To Groin

When your in a good mood and then something quick happens and than your in a bad mood.

I was makin out with my hot girlfriend.I got to science my teacher gave me an F. It was a Kick to the Groin.

by Peeboy June 27, 2003

Groin Crumbs

The peeling skin that results from sunburn in the groin area

That week at cali resulted in a large amount of groin crumbs.

by kit76 June 17, 2009

Groin Ball

A game played by two men. they stand at opposite sides of the room in an aisle made of chairs. they then hurl a ball of any desirable weight at the others groin. the first man to give up or fall loses. Variations - Flaming groin ball, lead weight ball

Duh

by Eric Shun May 9, 2003

angry groin

whoman shot fulla cornbread from a blacko

no black man can resist cornbread

by bunky September 16, 2003