grape grog

Vaginal intercourse using your balls instead of your penis.

"It's a good thing that bitch was stretched out or else I wouldn't have been able to grape grog her like I did."

by Harrison March 14, 2004

grog monster

An alchoholic.
*From grog, the old British Naval word for rum*

Look at him, he's a turning into a right old grog monster.

by dvarpala June 15, 2004

Grog

The opposite of a faggot, and is almost always used as an insult.

Julian: Dude, that guy is such a faggot!
Adrian: No, he's a grog.
Cameron: Oh yeah, he is a grog!

by Bloofreez November 24, 2013

grog nuts

Bad deal. Waste of time

We were doing fine until grog nuts showed up.

by 69x79x July 8, 2017

grog bog

The smelliest type of poo that inevitably comes with a hangover, may have several during the coarse of the day if rum was consumed. Often referred to as an 'AGB', or After Grog Bog.

Ohh mate, just did the filthiest AGB.

Holy shit, your grog bog smells like dead rhinocerous!

by Muzzafucker June 12, 2006

Grog Bog

When you do a shit the morning after a big night out drinking. It will be obvious that it has been alcohol fueled.

Dude, I woke up this morning and had to do a "grog bog".

by gimmefuel999 March 14, 2011

Monthly Grog

Basically a period but in a more kid friendly way.
What they use to make Raspberry Zingers and Mom's Spaghetti.

Girl: Ouch waaaaah Dad I just got my monthly grog.
Dad: Ok let me throw junk food at you for a TikTok.
Girl: I fucking hate you dad.

by thetahaarysn June 2, 2021