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Mnema Geoff

American beggars who work at McDonald's that makes no difference between concept of average and short.

Range of average is between 5 ft 8.5 and 5 ft 10 therefore 5 ft 9 5 ft 10 is average

According to european's survey opinion ideal height is between 5 ft 10 and 6 ft 1 and 6 ft is not a minimal value
Height preferences are related to time and culture, however, differences remain for men and women. According to a survey conducted by Ipsos, the perfect height for men was higher than the ideal height for women.
According to 45 percent of surveyed participants in Belgium, men's ideal height was between 177 to 185 centimeters. As for women, 49 percent of respondents stated that the ideal height should be between 165 and 175 centimeters."
" New YouGov research into the subject of height finds that men and women both tend to think it's ideal to be slightly above average – but people are fairly open-minded.

On average, women say a romantic partner 5’3” or shorter is generally too short for comfort, while a partner 6’3” or taller is too tall, and the “ideal” height for a man is 5’11”
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by Sedorf1995 November 26, 2021
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on Geoff

Pronounced: GEE-OFF

The word "on Geoff" is used to swear on something or someone, once you use this swear you have officially joined the cult.

It is used to clarify that whatever you are saying is 100% true and the person receiving the information can fully trust what you are saying.

If you break a "on Geoff" swear you have ten days to redeem yourself by giving or receiving head (AKA blowjob) if you fail this then both of your parents will be executed and when you die you will go to hell and be raped by a overaged Bill Cosbey for 100 years and then thrown into a never ending pit.

If you go a whole lifetime without breaking a "on Geoff" swear you will be rewarded by the Geoff gods and be taken to a heavenly oasis where all of the girls look like Megan Fox and Kate Upton

WARNING: Breaking an "on Geoff" will result in bad luck for the rest of your family's future generations.
Ryan: "last night I was able to jerk off beside my dad without him noticing

Kyle: "Ryan there is no way that is true, ill believe you if you put it "on Geoff"

Ryan: "On Geoff it happened and it was exhilarating

Kyle: "Well I 100% believe you as you put it "on Geoff"
by The Geoff God December 16, 2020
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Goffstown

A town, usually associated with Pinardville, Dunbarton, and New Boston. Consisting of Hicks with large boots and kids with side parts and skinny jeans. Nothing to do but go 'downtown' and steal slushys and candy from cumberland farms and eat pizza from Viksters with the pot heads at the skate park. Maybe if your lucky someone will drive you to Mcdonalds
I'm going to Goffstown to hang at the skate park tonight.

Dude, that kids from Goffstown, he must skateboard.
by goffstownkidspwn February 19, 2009
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Geoff (A.K.A. G-MONEY)

someone who is full of the bills and has literally ALL the bitches n hoes after him. but does not like to take them from all other playa's and gangsta's. he is a respectable man.
"yo dammnn that guys a hugggge Geoff!
by G March 14, 2005
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groffings

To participate in a Jonathan Groff related activity. Also used as a way of expressing the sincerest form of genuine good luck or well wishes.
Me: I'm going to go watch Spring Awakening now.
You: Happy Groffings!

Me: Happy Groffings during your groffgasm!
by L-Swizzle November 26, 2010
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Geoff's Cup

Orginated from Room 435 of Territorial Hall at the University of Minnesota in Fall of 2009. This game can be played in teams or free-for-all. A mug is placed approximately 10-15 feet from players. players get the same number of pingpong balls each round. players take turn shooting and trying to make it in the cup. If one makes a cup, the other two must drink a shot or an equivalent drink. if more than one make a shot, the remaining players must drink double. if a single player makes 2 balls in a round, the rest must drink 2 and etc with any more balls. if a ball bounces back to you, you may shoot the ball in hopes of making it. Defense of all kinds is allowed only when trying to pick up rebounded balls. The person who doesnt make the shot or the last person to touch his finger to his nose at the end of a round has to gather all the balls. ADD OWN RULES AT WILL.

Orgin of the name of the game comes from the first official match in which Geoff absolutely dominated his opponents
hey man, it's thursday night, lets hit up some Geoff's Cup at the Rave!
by TheInventors December 1, 2009
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goffstown highschool

A high school located in Goffstown, New Hampshire. You got a good amount of hicks, whiggers and stoners with Goffstown being next to the weed kingdom, Manchester. People still talk about Manchester as if its a war zone. The school lacks diversity, most of the population being white.

It is an unspoken rule that everyone, including the freshman, hate the freshman.

Most of the cliques that reside in the school are more definable in the mornings before the bell rings. The stoners sit by the stairways or are in the bathroom smoking pot or some shit, jocks stand by the gym, weaboos and emos are in the theatre lobby, the art kids stay near the entrance of the art wing and the theatre geeks practically live in the music wing, possibly holding up a cult in the practice rooms.
Almost everyone holds a pocket knife in Goffstown highschool.
by skatingfasterandeatingass March 15, 2018
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