1. A time in life everyone tries to forget. It usually involves acting totally different than you actually are. Sometimes people think they have superpowers or think that they are super cool. No matter what case of 8th grade syndrome it is, people will never want to remember it.
Guy: Remember back when you had eighth grade syndrome you thought you had superpowers and were destined to save the world.
Guy 2: I was trying to forget those dark times.
Guy 2: I was trying to forget those dark times.
by xXsadboiXx May 25, 2018
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When you're a normal American:
A: Stands for "AWESOME" you're doing great.
B: Above average, you're still doing good
C: Average.. you could be doing better, but you're slacking
D: Below average, you're slipping, but you can still make it up is you try
F: Well, you just failed, didn't you. No need to really explain that.
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Now, when you're ASIAN, it's A LOT different. "A" no longer stands for "awesome" anymore.
A : stands for "average" - anything below that is pretty unacceptable to your parents.
B : stands for "bad" - you're already at a below average cause all the other Asians and getting A's!
C : stands for "crap" - you're doing terrible and your parents will be pissed. They'll probably spank you or ground you, and you'll be sent to your room without dinner that night. If you DO have dinner that night, the topic to be discussed at the table is how disappointed everyone everyone is with you. This will be followed by comparisons to you and your successful siblings, cousins or fellow Asian students. That's right, your parents know every other Asian kid in your school even if you aren't friends with them. That's because your parents are friends with theirs and their parents like to brag. Bastards.
D : stands for "death" - your parents will threaten to kill you. They will not hesitate to beat the crap outta you, and when they're tired, they'll send you to your room, but once they've regained their energy they'll go into your and continue to yell and insult you. They'll take away your things (laptop, games mp3, phone, ect.) and even if pull up your grades by the next semester, you won't get them back until the semester after that. Oh yeah, you will be labeled as an embarrassment.
F : stands for "FUCKED!" Not ONLY will your parents beat the shit outta you, they'll probably make a call to your relatives in (china, korea, philippines, etc, where ever they're from) and start looking for plane tickets online. That's right, you will be sent out of the country cause your parents can't even stand to look at you anymore.
i got terrible grades and actually did fail a couple classes, but luckily i never got sent away T_T.
When you're a normal American:
A: Stands for "AWESOME" you're doing great.
B: Above average, you're still doing good
C: Average.. you could be doing better, but you're slacking
D: Below average, you're slipping, but you can still make it up is you try
F: Well, you just failed, didn't you. No need to really explain that.
---
Now, when you're ASIAN, it's A LOT different. "A" no longer stands for "awesome" anymore.
A : stands for "average" - anything below that is pretty unacceptable to your parents.
B : stands for "bad" - you're already at a below average cause all the other Asians and getting A's!
C : stands for "crap" - you're doing terrible and your parents will be pissed. They'll probably spank you or ground you, and you'll be sent to your room without dinner that night. If you DO have dinner that night, the topic to be discussed at the table is how disappointed everyone everyone is with you. This will be followed by comparisons to you and your successful siblings, cousins or fellow Asian students. That's right, your parents know every other Asian kid in your school even if you aren't friends with them. That's because your parents are friends with theirs and their parents like to brag. Bastards.
D : stands for "death" - your parents will threaten to kill you. They will not hesitate to beat the crap outta you, and when they're tired, they'll send you to your room, but once they've regained their energy they'll go into your and continue to yell and insult you. They'll take away your things (laptop, games mp3, phone, ect.) and even if pull up your grades by the next semester, you won't get them back until the semester after that. Oh yeah, you will be labeled as an embarrassment.
F : stands for "FUCKED!" Not ONLY will your parents beat the shit outta you, they'll probably make a call to your relatives in (china, korea, philippines, etc, where ever they're from) and start looking for plane tickets online. That's right, you will be sent out of the country cause your parents can't even stand to look at you anymore.
i got terrible grades and actually did fail a couple classes, but luckily i never got sent away T_T.
Asian: shit, my grades suck this semester
Friend: what are you talking about? You got A's, B's, and a C.
Asian: yeah, but on the asian grading scale that means I'll get about 2 and a half beatings and I probably won't be able to see daylight on the weekends...
Friend: what are you talking about? You got A's, B's, and a C.
Asian: yeah, but on the asian grading scale that means I'll get about 2 and a half beatings and I probably won't be able to see daylight on the weekends...
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It fucking sucks
So, imma divide by boys and girls sorry non binary
Girls:
they love that sweet sweet gossip and drama, and most of them are vsco girls, k-pop fan girls, trying-to-be-ghetto girls, actual-ghetto girls, the magnet, orchestra asian girls (there’s surprisingly a lot of them at my school), uwu-y, and the ones who lost their virginity. The less common ones are the emos/goths, memey, athletics, preppy, and the NORMAL ones. I am a girl myself and we fight alot and 9/10, they stay at war with each other and never become friends and ruin each other’s lives by rumors/gossip. basically it’s shit. and the 8th/7th grader dudes always wanna bang u.
Boys: they’re too prev honestly (most of them, not all). they always talk about jerking off and boners and sex, etc. i’m friends with some of these boys and they never want to do that with me (so whew). they can be memey, but the dank ones. then there’s the gangster/ghetto ones. they’re the ones who actually fuck girls in school and leave around the used condoms everywhere. nasty actually. and they always act all hood and stuff. then there are the nerds/magnet. they’re WAY less disgusting and they honestly have no interest in sex, just school (yay :D). then the weird ones. they never shut up and they talk about usually concering stuff. the normal ones are slim to none of just existing. but atleast when they fight, they make up with each other in 5 min or less
so yeah, 7th graders kinda suck
It fucking sucks
So, imma divide by boys and girls sorry non binary
Girls:
they love that sweet sweet gossip and drama, and most of them are vsco girls, k-pop fan girls, trying-to-be-ghetto girls, actual-ghetto girls, the magnet, orchestra asian girls (there’s surprisingly a lot of them at my school), uwu-y, and the ones who lost their virginity. The less common ones are the emos/goths, memey, athletics, preppy, and the NORMAL ones. I am a girl myself and we fight alot and 9/10, they stay at war with each other and never become friends and ruin each other’s lives by rumors/gossip. basically it’s shit. and the 8th/7th grader dudes always wanna bang u.
Boys: they’re too prev honestly (most of them, not all). they always talk about jerking off and boners and sex, etc. i’m friends with some of these boys and they never want to do that with me (so whew). they can be memey, but the dank ones. then there’s the gangster/ghetto ones. they’re the ones who actually fuck girls in school and leave around the used condoms everywhere. nasty actually. and they always act all hood and stuff. then there are the nerds/magnet. they’re WAY less disgusting and they honestly have no interest in sex, just school (yay :D). then the weird ones. they never shut up and they talk about usually concering stuff. the normal ones are slim to none of just existing. but atleast when they fight, they make up with each other in 5 min or less
so yeah, 7th graders kinda suck
i don’t really have an example, sorry, im not good at explaining shit. don’t wanna confuse u guys
7th grader: omg drama is so cool
7th grader: omg drama is so cool
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Warining: it may cause suicide... It may also cause student's future to never be fulfilled and the occasional assumption that they are future high school dropouts. It may also cause most deaths in the Asian population:
Asian Grading-
A- Average
B- Below Average
C-Crap
D-Death/Disowned
F- Fucked
Warining: it may cause suicide... It may also cause student's future to never be fulfilled and the occasional assumption that they are future high school dropouts. It may also cause most deaths in the Asian population:
Asian Grading-
A- Average
B- Below Average
C-Crap
D-Death/Disowned
F- Fucked
Example 1:
Person 1: How'd she die?
Person 2: Her grades came in.....
Example 2:
Mom: Oh, hey look your grades came in the mail~! *smiles* did you get-
Child: MOM! I SWEAR!! I TRIED MY BEST!
Mom: YOU GOT A C IN MATH??? WHAT ARE YOU A FAIL ASIAN!??? YOUR A-SIAN!! GET A'S OR YOUR DISOWNED!!!
Person 1: How'd she die?
Person 2: Her grades came in.....
Example 2:
Mom: Oh, hey look your grades came in the mail~! *smiles* did you get-
Child: MOM! I SWEAR!! I TRIED MY BEST!
Mom: YOU GOT A C IN MATH??? WHAT ARE YOU A FAIL ASIAN!??? YOUR A-SIAN!! GET A'S OR YOUR DISOWNED!!!
by Rukiaishungry February 24, 2011
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