clam-grappler

1. a person who performs forcible oral sodomy upon a woman; a tongue-rapist; a clit-mangler.
2. a person who performs cunnilingus really badly. a cunt-klutz.
3. a person who grabs a woman by her labia; a lip-snatcher; a snatch-masher.
4. the evil nemesis of the twatwaffle.

Stay away from Manny, he is a clam-grappler. Poor Juanita's cho-cho will never be the same!

by Florben Borgsen January 31, 2009

cellbar gripper

the unfortunate victim of some vigorous prison buttslam

Guard: That new fish in block C is a real cellbar gripper.

Warden: Yeah, I had to send him to the infirmatory for some removable dentures because he clenched his teeth so hard.

Guard: His cellmate will love that

by Lecherous Cretin July 5, 2012

Earth-grippers

Slang for crusty toes or to show that someone is grossed out by toes.

Person 1: ewww put your shoes back on, no one want to see those Earth-Grippers

Person2: no (touches person1 with their toes)

Person1: ewwwwwww!!!!!!!!

by Kennyiskool6969 August 29, 2022

Floor Grippers

feet

Girl: floor grippers.....for free?

by Waifu!~ September 22, 2022

gapper

A derogatory term for a person originally from Saskatchewan, which is "The Gap" between Alberta and Manitoba.

Joe: What the hell, that car just cut us off!
Billy: F*cking gappers! Go back to your own province!

by CL_ December 26, 2007

korina ysabel graupera

hottest girl on earth, the girl every guy wants, pretty, awesome, funny, hot, sexy, sexual, loves to kiss and make out

korina ysabel graupera is the girl you want.

by michael bigera September 30, 2008

ass grapler

1. N. An ass grappler is one who sticks to your ass in an effort to enter your colon with their nose or face so they may get slightly ahead in the world.

2. N. A homosexual male that tenaciously chases ass at the expense of his friends and relatives. They usually have no repect for the object of their desire as well.

Chuck is such an incessant ass grapler.

by Fred M April 21, 2006