To do this you must have a hockey goalie mask and a Wayne Gretzky Jersey. To begin one must take a shit into the goalie mask and place it on a females head, the female must also be wearing your Wayne Gretzky Jersey. As the shit drips on to the jersey and her face you turn your lady friend around and begin to prod her asshole and vagina with your penis. As you do this you ask your lady friend to guess which hole you will stick your penis inside. Quickly turn the female around and cum in her face shouting "I AM THE GREAT ONE!" As you cum in this woman's face your friends come out from the closet, celebrating the goal, where they have been hidden the entire time and begin to jack off on the lady friend that you have been fucking the entire time. In the end your lady friend should be covered in your cum, shit, and the cum of all your friends.
"DUDE!!!! The Gretzky worked great last night"
"The Gretzky is so much fun, MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES IT!"
"The Gretzky is so much fun, MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES IT!"
by Kelvin Hause October 31, 2008
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I used to date this one girl that had a fetish for eye balls so I gave her The Gretzky Pregame and she decided I was her soul mate.
by Ddogg4evr January 22, 2010
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by ian April 25, 2004
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A man and woman are engaging in intercourse. At the opportune moment, the man screams, "Gretzky!" In response to their cue, several of the man's friends (who have been hiding in the closet) emerge, wearing hockey jerseys (preferably Gretzky jerseys), and wielding hockey sticks, which they proceed to swat the woman with.
A man and woman are engaging in intercourse. At the opportune moment, the man screams, "Gretzky!" In response to their cue, several of the man's friends (who have been hiding in the closet) emerge, wearing hockey jerseys (preferably Gretzky jerseys), and wielding hockey sticks, which they proceed to swat the woman with.
"My friend tried to pull a Gretzky the other day, but the girl found out beforehand and threatened to call the police."
by d107835 January 7, 2008
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Deriving from the word "Gratitude"
Can also mean "The best!"
Deriving from the word "Gratitude"
Can also mean "The best!"
by Kezz November 14, 2013
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Wayne Gretzky wore the number 99 in the NHL and is undoubtedly the best player of all time. The system expands as a quick way to rate a "player" and spread the word quickly and discreetly among hockey fans simply by naming players. Sidney Crosby = 87 : Mario Lemieux = 66 : Ray Bourque = 77 : Mikhail Grabovsky = 84 and so on...
Wayne Gretzky wore the number 99 in the NHL and is undoubtedly the best player of all time. The system expands as a quick way to rate a "player" and spread the word quickly and discreetly among hockey fans simply by naming players. Sidney Crosby = 87 : Mario Lemieux = 66 : Ray Bourque = 77 : Mikhail Grabovsky = 84 and so on...
by JooBuoy September 14, 2011
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