The little hairs that dwell in your gouch. They are almost impossible to remove via scissors or razor. They sit and sit and don't get any bigger so you don't know they're there, and sometimes when you shit, little pieces get caught in the gouch gremlins, which sometimes leads to some form of surgery.
Tim tried to clean himself after that monster shit, but the gouch gremlins made it extremely difficult. So Tim shot himself.
by The Pimp's Bologna March 12, 2008
Once your gouch gets sweaty after intense and/or prolonged exersize it becomes extremely bothersome and uncomfortable. One would say they have become tired of dragging their "sweaty gouch wagon around". Not until the gouch area is washed in a cold shower can people continue to tread all over your gouch. - Particularly prevalent with the use of compression shorts.
Tony: Ah my gouch is so sweaty i need to shower!
Jebediah: WELL SOUNDS LIKE YOU WORKED UP A BIT OF A GOUCH WAGON!
Tony: Indeed I did, I can't drag this gouch wagon around with me everywhere
Jebediah: WELL SOUNDS LIKE YOU WORKED UP A BIT OF A GOUCH WAGON!
Tony: Indeed I did, I can't drag this gouch wagon around with me everywhere
by Extremegouch2000 November 03, 2010
One chair in the row was perpendicular to the others, so naturally this gouch eyed fucker came in and sat in it so he could see the film just fine.
by tidewatcher December 19, 2005
David nathan: Dude i love the fresh taste of gouch in the morning,
me: dude your such a fucking gouch chomper.
me: dude your such a fucking gouch chomper.
by DoUNoTylrDurden February 27, 2005
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by Eli R. May 20, 2008