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goner boner

Read as goh-ner boh-ner, gah-ner bah-ner or really any way it rhymes, it's an erection on the other side of the penis hardness curve. Usually happens in the worst of moments, and the sometimes sudden limpness can be caused by nervousness, temperature changes, alcohol consumption, vigorous foreplay, age, or the sudden realization of who your partner is.

Medical term is limpus dickus.
He said "Let's do it, waste not a boner", but by the time we got there it was a goner boner.
by Octogenerarian April 22, 2018
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gusner

To have gruesome, hardcore Haitian sex and then write about it on the internet.
"Yo, dude, I gusnered all night last night."
"Man, I know! I read about it when I googled your name!"
by God November 10, 2006
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goonerocity

Goonerocity is the act of a something awful goon see goon being generous.
Lowtax exercised great goonerocity by giving me his Elemental Mage Staff in World of Warcraft.
by Joe Sweet February 25, 2005
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gonser

One who is known as the biggest shitlord to ever curse the earth with his never ending butthurt
God Damn it Alex, you are being such a Gonser
by Hyliander June 5, 2014
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goser

1. a goth poser
2. someone that wears darker clothes because of a shitpunk band does, trying to copy them
3. a fan of good charlotte
4. someone buys crap at hot topic and is obsessed with the store.
"that kid wearing the good charlotte shirt is such a goser."
"that kid thinks hes pretty hardcore, but hes just a goser."
"god damnit. now that our town has a hot topic, were going to have a lot more gosers around here."
by whitey138 July 26, 2004
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gooner

Someone who supports a team who plays "beautiful football" but never actually wins anything.
That gooner in the Arsenal jersey may as well be French!
by arsenalsucks September 5, 2011
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gosuer

It's the comparative of gosu.

Gosu is a Korean loan word. In korean its meaning is "skilled" or "dexterous" - literally "top hand"

In gaming terms it's defined as "skilled" or "incredible" player. It's also used as an adjective. Gosuer is the comparative form of that adjective, meaning "more gosu" or "more skilled"
"Spirit_Moon is gosuer than I thought!"
by iopq February 17, 2005
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