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Goobest is beyond what a goober is or a goob. They're more than a goober. They're the goobeiest of goobers.
Sara called me a Goober. So I called her a goobest.
Goobest by littlescotty3000 March 31, 2020

High goofies 

'High goofies' is an alternative to 'High winds', derivative of the well-known Disney character Goofy ('goofies' being the plural). The character is generally associated with the wind, so any mention of him during weather talk refers to that.
EXAMPLE 1
Weather Reporter: "We'll be experiencing high goofies today, so hold on tightly to your hats!"

EXAMPLE 2
Friend: "There is a lot of goofy around here... You should put on a coat."
High goofies by spectacularbeethekid September 23, 2023

goobleschnarf 

A terd that dangles after the primary wipe.
man youir such a lil goobleschnarf
goobleschnarf by mikketo January 3, 2004
The slang term describing any one or more of 5 distinct parts of the female anatomy.
Boy I'd like to get my hands on her goodies.
Goodies by Harry T. Stone August 13, 2008
A chick giving a dude a head job

- The art of preforming gobbies is a delicate one
Mike: "You cop gobbies of the bitch last night?

Me: "Aiiiii Selecta"
gobbies by Boom Selecta September 14, 2005

What's Goodies 

to ask someone what is going on, ex: whats up, hows it goin, whats good
Pikachu: Yo
Jadems: What's Goodies
Pikachu: nothin much just poosin
Jadems: True true
What's Goodies by Jimmy Schorn December 30, 2010