gonking

Listening to music and playing an imaginary musical instrument, guitar, drums, saxophone etc. in an over enthusiastic manor at an imaginary live gig.

When the guitar solo started I got up and started gonking

by Fluffy Titch November 25, 2017

gonk

toilet paper tube with eyes crudley drawn by three year olds that you would buy at a fair for charity

"you gonk"
"you retard gonk"

by david June 20, 2006

Gonk

Mark Gairs

Example: "Look, its Mark Gairs the gonk!"

by paterd453 May 4, 2011

Gonk

Any high tech device that should make your life easier, but, in effect, has the opposite effect

I would show you an .avi movie in this power point presentation, but I can't get the gonk to work.

by Chris May 5, 2005

Gonk

To force one's will upon another, through physical means, for personal gains.

Sally tried to beat me to the water fountain so I gonked her down the stairs.

"Daddy! Did you see me gonk that kid!"

by BabyYoda33 August 14, 2014

gonk

Noun. Used to describe somebody who values self image and vanity over anything else in the world. Usually listens to semi-obscure hardcore bands.

"The members of the band 'lostprophets' consist exclusiveley of Gonks, most of their fans are also Gonks"

by MetalMikey666 September 1, 2005

gonk

A Gothic Punk... not much more to be said there.

Rachelle and Jesie are so Gonk, eh matey?

by Condom October 15, 2006