gooch goch

A verb, adjective and noun; gooch goch refers to an aggregate of possessions or activities taking place, replacing verbiage for a collective similarity.

Has no relation to definitions gooch or cooch but is audibly similar.

"Susan didn't text me back, she's being such a gooch goch."
"This is a huge gooch goch mess!"
"I am so fed up with all this gooch goch! Let's leave."
"What are you guys doing?" "We're gooch-goching"

by cheekywench June 5, 2017

Goach

A gay coach. Usually a gay guy that you go to for well gay advice. You can ask things such as how to find the perfect guy, nearest gay bars, finding local guys to be JUST friends, etc.

"Hey, meet my goach, Scott"
"I need to call my goach"
"Anal? I'm not sure... I'll ask my goach!"

by RonGuy May 15, 2013

Gonçalo

Gonçalo is a guy with a lot of energy, who loves concerts, music and going out with his friends.
Gonçalo loves cats as well. He is cute and super handsome. He's the best part of your favorite movie.

- I wish Gonçalo wanted to be my boyfriend.

by Bellatrixoxo February 3, 2020

Gochanour

When a tweeker starts peaking out the window saying that the cops are across the street in the neighbors yard watching the house with binoculars . When you go and look, you realize that what he is positive are cops, is.3 trash cans.

Hey man! Don't you pull a Gochanour and ruin the party! Those people crawling in the backyard are just shadow people you're seeing . Get some sleep and they'll dissapear.

by Normal girlfriend March 30, 2015

Goach

a handbag knock-off of coach. a very obvious fake with large G print all over the bag instead of the signature C's. the name "Goach" originates from the combination of "Coach" and "Gucci." People who have these purses make fools out of themselves.

what the hell is that. oh its a goach. what an idoit

by bananaphone June 24, 2007

Goachie

A mix between a Coach handbag and a Gucci Handbag.

As LC left for College, Lo found her Goachie bag by the door. (See: Season 1 of Laguna Beach)

by LinkZee September 30, 2005

gonaherpasyphilaiditus

A bunch of diseases you get when you have unprotected sex.

Diseases include:
gonorrhea
herpes
ciphilis
aids
hepatitis

Kayleigh: I had so much fun last night!
Jodi: OMG! Did you get some from Billy?!
Kayleigh: Like DUUH!
Jodi: Like OMG NO WAY!
Kayleigh:YES WAY! *giggle* *giggle*
Jodi: Kayleigh you smell funny.
Kayleigh: I know...he gave me gonaherpasyphilaiditus.
Jodi: SOUNDS YUMMY!

by Raymond, Shairda, Kayleigh, Jodi January 29, 2008