by chroshizzle November 08, 2006
Basically the exact same thing as greek mythology, but for some reason people accept it as the truth and shrug off mythology claiming it's ridiculous. God is also a way for people to explain the unexplainable... until science makes it look like a stupid childrens story.
Mom- "Human sin came about when a snake told Eve to eat an apple off this tree and she would be all-knowing."
Kid- "I beg your pardon?"
Mom- "One time, Jesus cured a blind man by putting mud on his face."
Kid- "I beg your pardon?"
Mom- "God didn't like the world he created it so he asked a 900 year old man named Noah to build a boat to fit all the animals on it. And then it rained for forty days and nights and then the rain evaporated and they lived happily ever after. Not only that, but when the animals started fucking each other, the next generations magically weren't mutated even though they were fucking each others brothers and sisters!"
Kid- "I beg your pardon?"
Kid- "I beg your pardon?"
Mom- "One time, Jesus cured a blind man by putting mud on his face."
Kid- "I beg your pardon?"
Mom- "God didn't like the world he created it so he asked a 900 year old man named Noah to build a boat to fit all the animals on it. And then it rained for forty days and nights and then the rain evaporated and they lived happily ever after. Not only that, but when the animals started fucking each other, the next generations magically weren't mutated even though they were fucking each others brothers and sisters!"
Kid- "I beg your pardon?"
by S.N.D. September 26, 2007
Apparently the almmighty being of the Universe, but why is it a GUY? Wanna know why? Because the people who wrote the bible were guys. End of story.
by Leolani June 18, 2004
who made who?????????did god make us, fuck no. we mad him. in our fucking minds we created an imaginary person.
God Hates Us All!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by MetallilbangeR April 04, 2005
On here are some who believe he exists, others say he doesn't. I do believe in him. If others don't, hey, that's cool. But if you don't, don't be a complete fuckface and flame those who do believe in him. Those who do believe in him, likewise. Don't flame the ones that don't believe in him.
by Adrian May 24, 2006
what four guys made up when they were pissed and decided to make a book out of it! hey why not (shrug)
hmm... im bored.. ooh paul lets make some guy up called... ermm.. hey dog! ooh, i know.. GOD! and he could be all mighty and stuff..
yeaaaaah im so stoned right now... 0_O
yeaaaaah im so stoned right now... 0_O
by Bobbles March 31, 2006
The safety blanket used by anicient peoples to defend themselfs from the unknown. Later developed into a system of control. For some strange reason, people still believe in him.
Common arguments for the existance of god; "God is great, god is good, god exists, the proof is in the Bible"
Common arguments for the non-existance of god; The world, people, George Bush, physics, chemistry, biology, astronomy, all other science, phychology (its only use), common sense.
Common arguments for the non-existance of god; The world, people, George Bush, physics, chemistry, biology, astronomy, all other science, phychology (its only use), common sense.
by pal_sch July 30, 2004