glutenist

a girl named kendall who likes to make edits on tiktok that ruin everyone's day; her edits never miss but then again these hands won't either if she keeps making me cry (her edits are genuinely outstanding)

person 1: do u follow glutenist?
person 2: yes, but i also value my mental state, and i can't bring myself to watch her edits most of the time
person 1: same, still love her though

by stickybeebs June 2, 2021

gluteus maximus

Scientific word for the muscles in the buttocks, a.k.a butt, a.k.a ass, a.k.a arse

Damn that chick has a nice gluteus maximus

by Normal_criminal December 31, 2003

Glute Spread

Mandatory pose implemented into pro bodybuilding in 2022 where the contestants spread there glutes apart using their hands for the judges. Some contestants may decide to pull their trunks into thongs, or slightly bend over.

Phil Heath takes back the Olympia after dominating the rear glute spread, bless Hany Rambod’s palpating fingers.

by biceppeak69 August 14, 2021

glutes

ass cheeks
gluteous maixmous
someones ass

My glutes hurt from those ass clenches

by valect May 31, 2005

Gluteal Spreadinitis

The spreading of the gluteus maximus in women when they out grow their teen years. When a women eats too much and her ass grows larger and larger.

My ex-wife was stricken with Gluteal Spreadinitis after eating too many Twinkies and Ho-Ho's.

by farting dumb ass March 12, 2009

Gluten

Extremely toxic poison that kills it's victims slowly and painfully if consumed. Avoid any physical contact. It is also advisable to avoid inhalation, as the smell of gluten has been reported to make you gain double your weight in fat in a matter of seconds. This poison is responsible for everything bad that has ever happened in this country.

Oh, no! There's a cat stuck on that tree! Poor thing, it must have been gluten.

by Sociopathic Anon May 24, 2017

Gluttony

1)Over indulgence in anything; most often associated with food. It is also the excessive wasting of food/items and with holding from those who need it. Often it leads to lack of 'living' and a 'lifeless' life, or most of the time, to death and eternal torture in hell.

Gluttony is considered one of the seven deadly sins. Each sin is associated with a 'devil' and gluttony's is Beelzebub.

2)The unintelligent homunculus in Fullmetal Alchemist/Hagaren, Gluttony falls to his stereotype by excessive eating.

Although Gluttony is one of the Seven Deadly Sins, it is not considered as dangerous as Pride.

by iNsaneuChiha December 28, 2005