cum glops

The too-tired-to-clean-up, middle-age female, after-intercourse byproduct that impacts a smooth, audibly amplifying surface during the inevitable morning bathroom piss-rush.

Damn! Did you hear those cum glops hit the floor?!
Yeah. I did. That itchy, sticky shit has been up inside of me for the last 8 hours.
Seems like you should be doin' some special exercises to maybe tighten things up a bit 'down there'.
Fuck you!

by YAWA April 26, 2022

Gloppinboopin

A descriptive term for when a man cums in a girls ass so powerfully that it shoots like a projectile out of her nose

Hey man I heard about you giving Elissa a gloppinboopin! Good job!

by HotTittyDong27 August 9, 2017

gloppy

adj. portainting to something that has a thick, chunky consistancy, making a glopping sound when poured

"This is really gloppy soup."

by Lunarose October 21, 2003

glophia

an introverted extrovert who sits behind a phone half her life and writes irrelavent indirects if someone's bothering her bc she's too shy to go up to them in person. she also makes raps & likes unique music so if u have a problem with that, eat a snickers. is very picky of her friends, don't treat her likes she's extra.

"Wow that glophia issa awko taco"

by glophiagliatsos August 26, 2017

Gloppage

Noun or adjective. 1. Lots of money. 2. When a dirty slut gets cummed inside of and doesn't clean herself, so when she walks it crunches.

1.
Ryan: I got paid today
Jerry: Damn! You got gloppage.
2.
Joel: Can you hear her gloppage?
Zion: Who couldn't. I swear she never cleans up.

by SpaceBomba August 19, 2011

glopper

One who glops; A masturbator.

Paul Browning was thought to be the biggest glopper in Mid-Wales until his crown was taken by the arch glopper, Peter Evans.

by tom101 August 4, 2003

Glope

To glumly hope

He was gloping all day. Not even his cat could make him feel better.

by Evans Atwood January 22, 2004