Glockenspiel

1. A racist slur used by percussionists aimed towards other people but usually band kids

2. A percussion instrument with pitched metal bars arranged in a keyboard layout and is struck with a mallet to create sound, also known as bells

Can also be shorted to “glock”

Nerd 1: yo our band director is such being such a glockenspiel right now

Nerd 2: ayo that’s some racist shit man

by Extra Muscular Car January 1, 2023

Glock Dookie

The most obnoxious shit a nigga can use to rob a nigga or use in jail. It contains a bunch of weird ass shit in a bottle, cup, or mug. This also contains shit, cum, booty juice, and even more fucked up shit

Person 1: Yo I’m bout to make a glock dookie
Person 2: Your weird buddy

by Saan! May 5, 2022

glockglock 3000

To give someone some good head

did you do the nasty with jacob

yeah, i gave mans the glockglock 3000
that’s what’s up

by rich_nasle September 26, 2020

Glock Block

When an individual, with malicious intent or otherwise, does not allow you to play your glockenspiel.

A: "Wow that bitch wouldn't let my play my glockenspiel!"
B: "Dude, you totally got glock blocked!"

by mengohengo May 10, 2011

Glocking

To mumble quietly and incoherently to ones self. Only speaking nonsense and/or gibberish and nothing anyone nearby can understand or respond to.

Alfred was glocking in Twitter Spaces all night last night.

by SpacesPeeps2021 June 6, 2021

i gotta glock in my rari

when you have a pew pew in your vroom vroom

"Yo come check it out I gotta glock in my rari"

by I gotta glock in my rari July 6, 2016

glickie

a gun or a glock

Her: a guy said he's going to clap my cheeks!!!!!
Her boyfriend: dont worry i got my glickie he wont do nun

by clappedcentral February 25, 2018