garfer

Slang for a sexually transmitted disease rising in popularity in the United States. Its most common among drug users and the pooper areas. The proper name for "the garf" is Bacterial Intestinal Miracitis. The disorder is known to last over a span of years and can be controlled by sulfonamide class synthetic antibiotics.

The worst fact about the Garf is that there is no known protection against its infection, not even condoms. Symptoms are subtle at first and bloom within a 2 to 3 months. Initial symptoms include fatigue, sleep pattern changes, dry mouth, and muscle ache. Anyone with this disease should be checked in immediately.

Jen gave Tim the garfer so I'll be at his funeral.

by Deirdre November 22, 2004

garfungalfuck

Someone who is wrong in every aspect of their being and can only associate with other garfungalfucks (deals with both appearance and personality)

That guy is such a garfungalfuck or, yeah I know that guy he is totally a garfungalfuck

by elvisphillie October 13, 2010

Garfing

When you nut and puke at the same time

Oh my god that highlighter is so pigmented I'm garfing

by Mydadhasthebesttoys November 11, 2016

Andrew Garfield

Andrew Garfield also known as the best Spider-Man and the most comic accurate, is a British actor.

Yo nigga did you see the amazing Spider-Man 2 with Andrew Garfield?

by Spider-hoe September 9, 2021

Garfool

When you or someone else screws you in a way that is unscrewable.

The cat garfooled Chris by puking in his shoes.

by Függyjoe June 17, 2018

Garfunkeling

When a woman requests her partner dress as Art Garfunkel during intercourse.

Better grab my wig, This chicks into Garfunkeling!

by Heat3 March 1, 2009

garfil

Symptoms of a cat that lives on Mars. Hates Mondays and smokes a pipe.

Don't mayaonee that garfil , it has done nothing wrong.

by theimposteriscai May 27, 2023