Glabsage

The act of pwning a nerd.

When a nerd goes off on a rant about BORING scientific facts to prove something and they get their facts wrong, and a normal, non nerd person proves them totally wrong and their whole speech just before goes down the drain.

"Did you know that the scientific name for an octopus is actually ldfagh dlakflsad derived from Latin roots and also the exact same in spanish? And in latin it means '8 arms' -"

"Dude you got it all wrong. ldfagh dlakflsad means '8 dicks' not 8 arms. Eight arms is ldfagh dlakflsafdad. TOTAL GLABSAGE RIGHT THERE! BURN, NERD!!"

by the glabsager March 26, 2010

glabbium

Something that is so incredibly, monumentally stupid, this word had to be invented to describe it.

This kid in my biology class that thought ducks were lizards, because they lived in water. That was the most glabbium thing I ever heard.

by Philopher December 17, 2012

glabblebab

A flabby pussy

My mom has such a glabblebab.

by Warflobbbz April 27, 2019

glabnark

A mix between feeling entirely pleasant things and frighteningly devious and evil thoughts that frighten you creating an overall sense of meh...

David: You dude how you feeling after staying up so late?

Max: Glabnark I guess

David: What?!

Max: I'm feeling glabnark!

Justin: David just leave them be they have stayed up too long.

David: Whatever man...

by bpeugh1 January 4, 2020

Glabbing

to spit something

"Mate, stop glabbing on the floor because you think you're a big man!"

by BUcket_ May 14, 2020

Glaboner

A Sätone readyr to be rollen

This glabone female form has it Gadgets readyr
GLABONER

by Goelgii May 23, 2020

Glabberbox

A person that has an excessive dialogue in a particular area or place

Chelsea becomes a “glabberbox” once she’s in the theater.

by KiddofGod February 18, 2021