feiner gurkentopf

A feiner gurkentopf is the very best valentines day gift you could ever receive.
It exists in the sizes 1, 2 and 3. It can be really massive.

Its residence is being gatekept by a Schnörwangen.

It is really fein

I am hungry! Lets go to the fridge and grab a fine pickle out of the feiner gurkentopf

by A fine pickle jar February 15, 2023

girkenschplokin

A legitimate German word.

You will find girkenschplokin in a German dictionary.

by KylerSN1984 October 19, 2010

gerkin' your gerkin

spankin the monkey
shootin puddy at the moon!!!!
chokin the chicken
getting your pole varnished

sometimes when i get board..............

by bob February 4, 2003

gerkin' your gerkin

Buffin the ruby

Dude, my mom walked in on me while I was buffin the ruby!

by Wayne January 2, 2004

gerkin' your gerkin

Masterbaiting

ew i went into the men's room and there was some old fucker jerkin' his gerkin

by Homer Phobic November 11, 2002

Gurken

As well as being a well known pickle, it is used as another way of describing ones penis.

Jamie Neilson likes jerking others mens gurkens.

by Jammyboy366 March 15, 2009

Geren

Geren is an awesome,Loving , and kind person . He is super hot and tends to always have beautiful blue eyes and handsomely dark hair. He has the cutest smile ever ever though he disagrees. He will always have someone by his side. He will usually tend to date blondes but once in a while he will go Burnett . He has a kick ass personality and isn’t afraid to fight for what he wants. He will always respect and protect his girl no matter what. However Geren is very unpredictable but it will always turn out good. Overall Geren is the best person you will ever meet! Plus he’s hottt and has an amazing smile !!! He’s your dream guy!! He also plays baseball and football and he’s fucking awesome at it!

Damnnn did you see Geren today he’s lookin hella fine!

Damnnn he even has a six pack🤤🤤

by heyy hottie October 27, 2018