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gerbil party

A party where you put bagged wine on the walls and crawl around drinking from the bags like gerbils. There is often newspaper on the floor and it is contained to a single room for the full effect.
"Hey my parents are out of town this weekend!"
"Dope! I have some bagged wine, want to have a gerbil party?"
by Swag$$$$$$ April 11, 2015
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jumped the gerbil

becoming gay, particularly in reference to an adult who has previously led a straight life
"He jumped the gerbil that night he went to the gay bar with Bruce."
by Miles Nelwood May 16, 2006
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Gerbil

The opposite of a cougar (Woman who seeks younger guys)
Gerbils seek out older men to date.
College kid: I went to pick up my little sister from her elementary school today and this little girl was flirting and making passes at me...

His friend: I'd watch out for her, she's a gerbil
by Gabersss July 6, 2009
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Gerbil

A scrawny girl with a very spastic personality. Usually with the rodent like habits of scurrying away from objects/people, stealing and hiding food from others so she can eat it later, and biting others upon being irritated.
Some common physically characteristics include: Small body, short height, hair coloring similar to that of the rodent, fast metabolism, sharper than average teeth and nails.
Prone to excessive biting.
Gets upset when name is misspelled.
"See that girl? Yea, she's such a Gerbil. No, no, seriously! She f*cking bit me yesterday!"
by Minxii January 12, 2009
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Gerbiled

To be sexually violated by enlarged gerbicular sex organs.
Damn that rodent just gerbiled my ass.
by Briz July 6, 2005
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gerbil

a mindless scavenge with or without the intention of finding something. Usually in reference to pawing through one's bag of personal effects... the sounds of which resemble those of a nest building gerbil
Tweekers tend to carry oversized compartment bags as opposed to tiny useless purses. This allows them to accomodate their urge to gerbil ANYTIME ANYPLACE!
by pinckfur September 7, 2008
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Gerbil

A very young girl, usually 12 or younger. The opposite of a Cougar. Made famous by the 4/11/09 episode of SNL.
Geoff: Dude, those gerbils over there are totally checking you out!

Greg: Gross dude. Why are they letting gerbils in bars now?
by Grampa Farts Pants April 12, 2009
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