Gargoyle

to perch or straddle someones face while they are lieing on the ground. then punching them in the stomach or balls. making them sit up into your anus. making you resemble a creature of the night.

YOU GOT RICK ROLLED!!!! gARGOYLE

by SEVENDURT August 31, 2008

Crapper gargoyle

A person who stands in wait for the next stall to open up.

I was trying to take a dump.But outside the stall I could see a crapper gargoyle.Can’t they just chill out?

by 93 yourcultleader93 July 29, 2020

Gargoyle in drag

When an unattractive person uses WAY TO MUCH makeup, wigs....

Geeeezzz, did you see the Gargoyle in drag over there?

by I, Wreckerrr November 04, 2016

Gargoyle

Its reference to a female's booty that you cant see right away. It can be a small & tight butt or (i prefer) a big & ferm booty.
Also a gargoyle is the butt version warlock (see warlock)

guy1: "Wwwoo, did you see her booty?"

guy2: "Damn, naw man!

guy1: "You got to get a glimps at that gargoyle!"

by AntonioDaniels July 13, 2008

Gargoyle

An old person, 40-75, that works in a school but just stands in the lunchroom yelling at kids all day; has characteristics of a gargoyle, including hunch back, bird like reflex's, and everyone tries to annoy her.

Jack: who's that teacher?
Jill: oh, she's new. She's such a gargoyle.

by Foho February 08, 2011

The Nasty Gargoyle

When you leave a Cleveland Steamer on a chick's chest while simultaneously firing a load on her mug to give her a Angry Dragon or Salty Pirate.

You have to crouch over her like a Gargoyle.

Megan is such a slut. I think I'll give her The Nasty Gargoyle tonight.

by Charlie Golf April 05, 2005

Gargoyle Tears

The accumulation of tears or moisture around someone’s eyes caused by gag reflex. Comes from the “garg garg” sound of sucking dick.

He could see the formation of gargoyle tears as she kept choking deeper.

by DDiamondT March 08, 2021