Fuxedo

A bow tie for your dick.

I didn't know whether the orgy was formal or not so I decided to compromise with a fuxedo.

by McFly1987 October 13, 2011

fuxedo

An outfit one would wear to attract a sexual partner in the hopes of getting laid.

I think this new belt buckle is the icing on my fuxedo.

by Stephen McDonnell April 9, 2006

Con"fucking"fused

Just look at the example it explains itself...

When your bff julie really likes mike who is obsessed with paige but paige is going out with jay but I like jay but paige was supposed to move to georgia and then everything would be perfect but instead paige might not move...so paige and jay won't break up and julie and I will be really pissed.

by L*C September 4, 2005

fuzzed

when you have bought a pre-owned video game only to recieve a scratshed disk that ends up overheating your system, blowing it to pieces, burning your house down and finally leaving you homeless. Cos the staff at eb games cant be bothered to check the damn disks before they sell them so you buy a scratched disk that dont work for $10 just to save some paper . REMEBER KIDS PREOWNED SUCKS.

"have you played the new GTA yet"
"sort of, couldn't afford the full $40 so I bought it preowned, hit me in the face though I got fuzzed"
"Dont worry dude mi casa e su casa"

by snakeeyes July 29, 2006

Fuxed

The act of Un-fucking (fixing) something that may or may not have been fucked up by yourself.

"Its ok, I fuxed it."

by DK1 February 9, 2005

fured

fucking ugly to the point that it's a shame

That chick is too fured to even walk outside at night during a blackout.

by mrspook21 July 8, 2009

fured

Wear out or torn up

You play basketball in those shoes too much your shoes going to be fured

by slick_kid_15 July 18, 2015