Furnace

The ultimate grind set vortex, once you start feeding it, there's no way out. Whether it's chasing clout, overworking, or spiralling into bad decisions, the furnaces takes and never gives back.

The black hole of obsession, whether it's a hyper fixation, a situationship, or a game you refuse to log off from. You don't control the it; the it controls you.
"She's deep in the furnace trynna hit 10K followers, someone tell her to touch grass."

"He said ‘just one more round’ five hours ago — bro’s fully sacrificed himself to the furnace 🔥💀"

"I told myself I’d quit caffeine, but then Starbucks dropped a new flavor… back into the furnace I go"
by Pxl Dev February 25, 2025
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furnace blast

When you have a boiling hot fart ready to blow, but when you attempt to perform a Dutch Oven diarrhea comes out and your significant other gets covered in your brown slushy goodness.
Hey dude, last night I accidentally furnace blasted my wife, she was pissed!
by death180 August 05, 2015
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Furnaced It

When you placed something in an area of most inconvenience.

From Minecraft, the furnace, if you place it in the middle of the room, or infront of the door.
If someone parks their car in front of YOU'RE DRIVE-WAY! They "Furnaced It".
by UberFefa January 19, 2012
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Furnace Stacker

A Furnace Stacker is a term used to describe the act of compacting Minecraft Cobblestone into stacks upon stacks of Furnaces, the other individual(s) involved may recive direct discomfort when seeing such an amount of Furnaces.
Player: What the actual fuck.
Furnace Stacker:What? Is there a problem here?
Player:You have 34 Double chests full of Furnaces. You sick bastard.
Furnace Stacker: What do you mean, is there something wrong with that?
Player:Fuck off.
by Enderdragon2032//4_7D February 11, 2021
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Spongebob Furnace

The Spongebob Furnace is Furnace and meme on Readit.
Bob: look at this meme I found on Readit.

Other guy: SpongeBob Furnace ok
by Your bob August 30, 2022
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smoker furnace

A smoker furnace in the hit game Minecraft was only to be used for cooking food. But nowadays, people who stand on it are now considered submissive and breedable.
Person 1: *standing on a smoker furnace*
Person 2: Aww, so you are submissive and breedable.
Person 1: what the fuck no i am not
Person 2: your standing on a smoker furnace
Person 1: Oh.
by harveyisperson October 21, 2022
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broken furnace

After two lovers have sexual intercourse, the woman begins to limp because the erotic penis was deep enough in the woman to cause pain in her pelvis
I gave Susan a broken furnace last night, she said it wasn't her first.
by Pelvis Presley April 20, 2017
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