A male with a very small penis who is unable to penetrate the vagina while in the flat doggy style position.
Jim was considered a safe date by all the Morman girls, he was a certified Cheek Fucker, and their virginity would remain intact.
by Happy Lucky Pipe Welder May 14, 2016
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John: Paul did it again yesterday. He banged poor old Katie in the parking lot right in her minivan... in the fucking handicapped parking space.
Mark: OMG what a fucking pig! How the fuck did he manage to get a boner?
John: Nah man you haven't heard the best part.. While ramming her raw, he kept making handicapped noises.
Mark: fucking wheelchair-fucker!
Mark: OMG what a fucking pig! How the fuck did he manage to get a boner?
John: Nah man you haven't heard the best part.. While ramming her raw, he kept making handicapped noises.
Mark: fucking wheelchair-fucker!
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A person who is a massive goober but also likes to get fluky so, therefore, is also actually sexual. Basically Funny, weirdo, nice person who is also very good.
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" Oh man last night Thelma was so horny, she let me give her the Tanzanian titty fucker, she rimmed me good and I delivered the ranch dressing."
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The Fukerton is an alternate name for said act, in honor of Fukertonning's biggest proponent and self proclaimed Fukerton master, Bradly Fukerton III (A celebrity) of "The Big O and Dukes Show" fame.
The Fukerton is an alternate name for said act, in honor of Fukertonning's biggest proponent and self proclaimed Fukerton master, Bradly Fukerton III (A celebrity) of "The Big O and Dukes Show" fame.
Upon the discovery that his girlfriend had a clean stink cave, Bradley flew into a frenzy and immediately showed her the divine pleasure the fukerton provides a woman.
by Helldnkey666 December 15, 2008
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2)The ideal employee for any state or government job.
2)The ideal employee for any state or government job.
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