funderdunking

Funderdunking (v.); to funderdunk

Funderdunking is a particular breed of ironic bullshiting wherein both parties to a discussion highlight a trite subject by speaking of it in either an elevated tone or of elevated significance.

1. to speak in an academic or intellectual idiom about trivial, personal, or pop culture matters (see Klosterman, Chuck; patron saint of Funderdunking)
2. to pretend to care deeply about an issue of no great importance in the hopes of convincing others you have a personality (see Smith, Kevin; filmmaker)

Person One: "Wow, I had no idea you were so into the ninja turtles."
Person Two: "Oh no, I was just funderdunking."

1. Any Bill Simmons article.

2. Dude, fuck Raphael, everyone knows that Michelangelo was the stoner turtle. He ordered ice cream on his pizza - he had to be stoned. Don't try to tell me to respect Raphael, he was just pissed all the time.

by Max Berger April 30, 2007

Sack Fodder

A person, usually female, who would be great for sex but lacks the depth or intelligence needed for a meaningful relationship. Casual sex material only.

There's a blonde at work who I could seriously get into, but after knowing her for awhile it turns out she's just Sack Fodder.

by dannyb February 1, 2006

Fudderwhacking

“Fudderwhacking is very dangerous and you should only do it once a month and in the privacy of your own home with doctors permission”. - Johnny Depp

the Mad Hatter is a serious fudderwhacking nerd ;)

by fudderwhacker March 7, 2010

blog fodder

An interesting idea, story, or link. Referred to as blog fodder when your first reaction is to use it in your blog.

I'm sorry your day sucked, but between the car wreck, the kiss off, and the layoff, at least you've got some real blog fodder.

by radiofox September 5, 2005

fodder

One who's sole existence is to absorb projectiles

I attract bullets, so I've assumed the role of team fodder.

by Mukuro December 3, 2003

funderful

adjective to describe something that is at once both wonderful and fun.

"i'm so excited for this tour, it's going to be funderful"

by barcosbarcos April 21, 2004

Fudger

One who likes to give it to another man up his sphincter.

'Do you think Andrew is a FUDGER or not?' 'He 100% loves giving another man his cock juice, he is a massive FUDGER'

'Chris loves getting his Fudge packed by Andrew, they are a pair of fudgers'

by Angrydragon December 8, 2013