FAILURE. One so depraved, believed to have sprouted from the murder hole-a person so pathetic. One who fails at everything. Furthermore inclined to take it in the ass by strange Craigslist dudes in a van behind 7-11. Additionally, one who is unable to complete simple tasks and shirks every responsibility. A ne'er do anything. A constant emotional, physical and financial drain on all, society in general. A dildo fuckhead is one who's bathing and hygienic practices are unknown. A person who smells like butt rape, soiled clothes and big foots dick. A dildo fuckhead is a truly vile person who's chance encounter will leave you with scarred visions and emotional trauma.
Craig stop being such a dildo fuckhead! I'm gonna hose you down and fuck you in the street.
Alexis that dude Aaron is a dildo fuckhead, how could you touch that thing!
Alexis that dude Aaron is a dildo fuckhead, how could you touch that thing!
by SocietyHouse January 13, 2010
Get the Dildo Fuckheadmug. a group of kids (usually ricers) who drive up and down roads looking for a race, but have nothing to back it up with (besides decals and $9.99 Autozone mods.)
Inspired by the movie "The Fast And The Furious"
Inspired by the movie "The Fast And The Furious"
Who are The Fast And The Fuckheads trying to impress? Everyone knows he pulls 19s in his Civic, at best.
by ricky roma September 24, 2003
Get the Fast And The Fuckheadsmug. A Syndrome denoting one's overly zealous, overly attention-seeking, overly "jock"; ultimately "over-rated" behavior. First diagnosed in Hobart Tasmania (2005).
"Vossy you suffer a severe case of Fuckhead Syndrome"!
"Charles* I love you, but I can't have this baby if there's even the slightest possibility he might inherit the disorder?"
*Charles is a all-rounder family-man who enjoys a good book and a snuggle with his wife in front of an open wood-fire. Made famous by the controversial statement "Charles, shut the fuckup"!- Subsequently, a slander commonly used to offend those suffering FS.
Note: Charles, in the context of FS, is oven confused with Charles Anderson; a heavy-weight boxing champion In New York. Both Charles do however bear similar physical features (prominent belly, and menacing facial-profile), this often accounts for the confusion in Identity.
"Charles* I love you, but I can't have this baby if there's even the slightest possibility he might inherit the disorder?"
*Charles is a all-rounder family-man who enjoys a good book and a snuggle with his wife in front of an open wood-fire. Made famous by the controversial statement "Charles, shut the fuckup"!- Subsequently, a slander commonly used to offend those suffering FS.
Note: Charles, in the context of FS, is oven confused with Charles Anderson; a heavy-weight boxing champion In New York. Both Charles do however bear similar physical features (prominent belly, and menacing facial-profile), this often accounts for the confusion in Identity.
by Bosnian Homo November 10, 2008
Get the Fuckhead Syndromemug. (n.)an individual who knows himself as or is known as a complete idiot i.e. fuckhead however has not come to terms with it and therefore has not revealed this fact i.e. in the closet. Individual who exhibits these traits is therefore temed a closet fuckhead. Refer to examples
Closet fuckheads: Tim Tebow,Plaxico Burress, Michael Richards, Michael Moore, Mel Gibson, Rosie O'donnell
by Michael Ryan Barrett Russell December 9, 2008
Get the closet fuckheadmug. A person that isn't technically a hipster, but often dresses like one, and listens to quite a bit of hipster-esque music. In order to be a "hipster fuckhead," you cannot be a complete hipster. This term is reserved for people with hipster-like qualities only
Person #1: "Look at Cody over there, listening to indie and dressed like a hipster; when I know for a fact that he's far too interesting to be an actual hipster. WTF."
Person #2: Yea, that's Cody for you. Cool guy, but he's a total hipster fuckhead."
Person #2: Yea, that's Cody for you. Cool guy, but he's a total hipster fuckhead."
by I_Hate_Tools October 14, 2011
Get the Hipster Fuckheadmug. n. used to refer to a transient episode of stupidity or incompetence. Usually, a subject afflicted with a Case of the Fuckheads, is not a fuckhead the rest of the time, though some people more susceptible to repeat infection. If the condition becomes permanent, the subject has developed Fuckhead Syndrome.
Jim had a Case of the Fuckheads yesterday, but today he's gotten much better.
Dont' talk to Susan right now. She's having a case of the fuckheads.
John's had a really stubborn case of the fuckheads recently. I'm starting to wonder if he's got Fuckhead Syndrome.
Sorry I forgot to pick you up from the airport yesterday. I was having a case of the fuckheads.
Dont' talk to Susan right now. She's having a case of the fuckheads.
John's had a really stubborn case of the fuckheads recently. I'm starting to wonder if he's got Fuckhead Syndrome.
Sorry I forgot to pick you up from the airport yesterday. I was having a case of the fuckheads.
by Angla December 14, 2012
Get the Case of the Fuckheadsmug. Omegle Fuckhead: M or F?
Brittney: F
Omegle Fuckhead: watt ur age?
Brittney: 12
Omegle Fuckhead: r u horny?
Brittney: yes daddy
Omegle Fuckhead: fuck yeah
Omegle Fuckhead: talk dirty to me and show me your feet
Brittney: ...
Brittney: F
Omegle Fuckhead: watt ur age?
Brittney: 12
Omegle Fuckhead: r u horny?
Brittney: yes daddy
Omegle Fuckhead: fuck yeah
Omegle Fuckhead: talk dirty to me and show me your feet
Brittney: ...
by ghostgirl July 31, 2019
Get the Omegle Fuckheadmug.