Ceiling Fright

When you wake up after a night of partying and go "Oh SHIT! That's NOT my ceiling!"

I went out with some friends last night and woke up with a BAD case of ceiling fright!"

by Jureld May 5, 2010

E-Frightener

Basically the shocker except you fist the vag and the asshole at the same time while you spin both hands as if you were using a steering wheel..

I felt like I was driving a semi last night when I gave that girl the E-Frightener.

by drunkaholic September 25, 2010

Jamaican Freight Train

When you are fucking a girl in her poop shoot and she is smoking a fat blunt at the same time. When you bust your man gravy in her ass she blows the smoke out of her mouth.

Bro, did you give her the Jamaican Freight Train?

by Yeet Squad August 26, 2016

Gail fright

Verb describing extreme terror. Side effects of Gail fright include rapid memory loss and extreme confusion. Gail fright is usually caused by strong perfume inhalation.

Dude when I tried to say my lines I got gail fright and forgot everything.

by Shastyboy22 November 9, 2017

come in by freight

1. to arrive slowly.
2. a relative inability to understand a joke, expression, or concept.

John: You didn't think that joke was funny?
Laura: ...
Laura: Oh, (laughing) I get it now. The punch line must have come in by freight.

by Jeb Balise February 9, 2008

stage fright

The tension of bladder exit muscles so that no pee can be expelled. It happens when other guys at the urinal are pissing away and also if one or two are hung like a horse and you are not.

"Hi guys Joe has stage fright again and can't pee." "I came in here because I need to pee bad. I am not leaving until I do"

by Clean Fil February 18, 2005

Vagina Stage Fright

The act of not being able to pee in a public restroom.

I tried to use the bathroom at the mall and I had vagina stage fright..I froze up and nothing would come out!!

by Just a random female April 20, 2011