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If You Give a Dumbfuck a Frito

A children’s book written and illustrated by Brewstew Films about giving a rat a Frito and a whole bunch of shit and losing your wife and house
If You Give a Dumbfuck a Frito
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Frusto

"Theres no apple juice left!" "Aw Frusto!"
by mommalexii November 6, 2011
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Make like Frito's and dip

A horribly cheesy way to exclaim your intentions to leave.
Typically used by hot girls to make themselves seem funny/cuter. Can be used in conjunction with slang to boost the lol-factor. The cheesier the better.
1: "Hey guys lets make like frito's and dip"

2: "Aye doo, we gon make like fritos an dip yo."

3: "What it do homeslice ima make like frito's and dip."
by SZfiftyfour July 16, 2011
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Fritos

Possibly the greatest substance on the face of the earth.

Fritos are corn chips, made by Frito-Lay, INC.

Ingredients: whole corn, corn oil, and salt. (not including the various flavored Fritos)

Apparently, Fritos are some nutritious sons-of-bitches, too.

..and these motherfuckers are guaranteed fresh, unless the packaging says otherwise.
Steve: Goddamnit, Fred, have you ever had Fritos?

Fred: Holy shit, man, those motherfuckers are delicious.
by dillan lol January 16, 2009
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frito bandito

the nickname for anyone who "bandito's your fritos"
Crap, the frito bandito finished off my chili cheese chips
by Stormin' Mormon July 14, 2006
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FrugoVR

FrugoVR is a English, VR TikToker who mostly posts gorilla tag content, but every once in a while, he posts Pavlov and various other games. (Extra information includes:) Pronouns-He/Him/His his following is is 2263 followers at the time of writing; with also 7464, also at the time of writing. Is profile picture is a purple monkey with a silver hat and a green four leaf clover.
“OMG, it’s FrugoVR!”
“FrugoVR, can we do a video together?”
by Console wars are gay April 17, 2022
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Frümola

German word for early-morning erection, the kind that's caused by a full bladder but often mistaken for a sign of arousal. Abbreviation (German-style) of "Frühmorgenlatte" (lit. "early-morning wood").
When my new girlfriend discovered my Frümola this morning she started playing with it, not realising how badly I needed to pee.
by Woody Woodpecker III February 18, 2009
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