frozen land

Excruciatingly boring

That reminded me of the dumb movie, Frozen Land.. that was very frozen land.

by Locallybitransboy December 1, 2016

Frozen Water

Not ice, common folk confuse it with ice. This however is superior to ice in every way.

Friend 1: Yo bro give me some frozen water
Friend 2: You mean ice?
Friend 1: Hell no. Frozen water.

by Water that is Frozen October 23, 2017

Frozen Logger

Freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.

Johnny was nervous when his partner slid in the frozen logger.

by Lagerhead June 9, 2017

Frozen Sasquatch

Receiving a hand job while your balls are frozen by an ice cream treat.

"Trindl, as soon as I'm done unloading this truck, meet me in the walk in cooler for a frozen Sasquatch" -Kyle

by Siegeller August 10, 2020

Frozen Zucchini

When zucchini in the refrigerator are not cold and hard enough so you put them in the freezer for that extra consistency. After a while, when Vitamins are needed, take them out and put them in, extra fresh
Do try this at home

Sarah G recommends a Frozen Zucchini after a tasty Dentist Check

by Chirico Trone November 20, 2019

frozen hoagie

The act of placing one's penis in a freezer or other cooling unit and then having sexual intercourse.

R: Yo, how'd your date with Marissa go last night, Gerald?
G: Pretty good, Reginald! Gave her the old frozen hoagie.

R: That sounds terrible!
G: It wasn't the worst!

by TheTaliben June 17, 2017

Frozen mom

A mother who always supplies her young female children with endless amounts of Frozen merchandise.

Darryl: Woah, that's a lot of Frozen stuff.

Jack: Yeah dude, she must be a Frozen mom

by MrStealYoMeme November 28, 2016