Banana Fritter

a Banana Fritter is made when a man and a woman love each other very much, and she is like "hey honey, I want you to C in my A" and so he does, and since they love each other very much, they arnt using any condoms, and he doesn't pull out right away, because there is an obligatory 10 mins of post sex cuddle time that keeps women from complaining. The problem is he's had a long day at work, and he's kinda tired, so that 10 mins suddenly turns into a whole night. When he finally pulls out of her the next morning he finds his rod looking a lot like a fried and battered treat

Keep it in her ass too long and you'll get a total banana fritter

by Poetix March 27, 2011

fritter

to totally freak out, to panic, to speak in strange tongues out of stress/fear/anxiety

"Whoa, Darcy, did you hear that guy? He was totally frittering out."

by hug_a_musician January 28, 2009

Fritter Friend

A form of friendship with a human that is never-ending, for all time and eternity.

May: I'm so glad you are my Fritter Friend. I love you.

Russell: Yes, we will always be Fritter Friends! I love you too.

by rockisintheair December 6, 2010

conch fritters

Clumpy, ball-like masses which form in women's underwear when sweat mixes with talc or baby powder.

Female version of Hushpuppies.

It was 95 degrees and 90 percent humidity today - my poor girlfriend was making a big batch of of conch fritters!

by MikeinOcala July 14, 2011

frittered

to be stoned, or otherwise known as high. fritterland is the place where all those who enjoy being frittered originated. marijuana is also known as fritterboles.

"Dude, i'm so frttiered." or , give me some of those fritterboles. haha, it's a fritterbole bowl." or. " i do believe that the magical land in Jades crotch in the AFI video 'Girl's Not Grey'is infact fritterland."

by Reiann September 1, 2003

Fritter

(plural: Fritters)
n) a portmanteau of Friend and Twitter - essentially, a Friend on Twitter.

Likely, this friend is either of the wrong age or lives too far away to be a real life friend, but is someone who you can constantly have tweet-based conversations with.

"So I was talking to one of my fritters the other night..."
"Oh, my best fritter posted this awesome link..."

example_user: Goodnight #fritters! It was good talking to you. I <3 my fritters!

by isthiscanon October 7, 2009

cunt fritter

some one who is very annoying. To the degree in which you want to stab them in the throat.

Andrew! Stop being such a damn Cunt Fritter!!!

by Mr. Mikel August 19, 2007