Fluffy Frenchie

When you give analingus to a hairy French girl and she farts mid ass eating then her butt hairs blow into your face.

Bucky was chowing down on Juliette’s butthole something fierce, I mean that son of a bitch was tonsil deep, then she blew a Fluffy Frenchie so big he almost choked on her ass hair.

by Straight Up Ums October 28, 2023

Fudge Frenchie

This action involves two people. (Consent optional) To start, one person defecates in the others’ mouth and gives the person a small amount of water. After this, the person with the excrement in their mouth swishes the mixture around. Then, the two people proceed to french kiss for as long as they’d like while trading the fluid back and forth. Eye contact highly recommended.

“I have a lot of shit in the system, would you like to do a Fudge Frenchie with me?”

by Zakmar March 15, 2024

The frothy frenchmen

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face and his sperm resembles that of a mustache. He then proceeds to put a beret on the woman and commands her to make him a sandwhich.

Yo dude, I heard you gave Alice the frothy frenchmen after the chorus recital in the second pew!

by spencer hills August 30, 2009

Frenchinese

A person not necessariy residing in France or China, but of French and Chinese descent. Being racially 'mixed' Frenchinese people are subject to stellar French beauty, charm and romance as well as Chinese logic, superior abilities in the field of mathematics, and video game skills. However, this talent is usually neglected due to the more socialist roots of the Frenchinese as they are more influenced by the social sciences. Overall, a romantic and a passifist, somewhat conceited and intelligent, the Frenchinese possess the best of both worlds.

If you were to combine the DNA of Casanova, Mao Tse-Tung, Blaise Pascal, Ed Westwick and Walshy into an artificial sperm and inject it into Aurelie Claudel's womb, the result would be a typical Frenchinese offspring.

France China French Chinese Ed Westwick Walshy Mao Tse-Tung

by HarmonicAaron October 10, 2009

frenchified

To have contracted or be infected with venereal disease(s), often in reference to prostitution or numerous sexual partners. (19th Century slang).

I wouldn't goto to bed with her, I think she's frenchified.

by bishun March 7, 2008

Dick Frenching

The act of two fully erect penises love-locked in a ballet of sorts. Usually follows an evening meal or hard drink.

Guy 1: Things were going really great with Mark until we started dick frenching.

Guy 2: Can you just take your damn coffee and leave?

by hyperbeam! October 7, 2009

reverse frenchmen

A rare and inexplicable sex act involving cheese, snails, and a stale baguette. The sub in the relationship is required to wear the beret.

Sarah begged her dom to give her a sound spanking instead of making her perform the reverse frenchmen. She hated wearing that damn beret.

by Existential Beret April 20, 2017