The best band created, formed by the three sexiest men alive (in no particular order) Mark Foster, Mark Pontius (Ponci) and Cubbie Fink. Every time they play a song, a fan girl's ovaries explode. And that's okay. That's very okay. One day God wanted perfection, and BAM there was perfection. During live performances Isom Innis and Sean Cimino perform with them. Isom likes to bang the maracas in the most beautiful way.
"Foster The People made my ovaries explode during their live stream last night" "Oh, totally. I don't think I'll ever be the same after that Foster The People performance."
by Dr. Sexyfacemotherfucker November 6, 2011
Get the Foster The People mug.AGAINST: a way of punishing children through the ages of infants to 18 (and sometimes older) for what their parents did
FOR: a way to get children out of destructive homes and away form irresponsible parents
DOESNT MATTER WHAT SIDE: being a foster child is not amusing. foster children often can not socialize the way other children do
see depression
children under the age of sixteen stay with foster parents until reintegration with biological parents
sixteen year olds can choose if they would like to stay with a friend
congrads to all the fucking 16 yr olds
FOR: a way to get children out of destructive homes and away form irresponsible parents
DOESNT MATTER WHAT SIDE: being a foster child is not amusing. foster children often can not socialize the way other children do
see depression
children under the age of sixteen stay with foster parents until reintegration with biological parents
sixteen year olds can choose if they would like to stay with a friend
congrads to all the fucking 16 yr olds
non-f-kid: my dad yelled at me for notmowing the lawn
f-kid: my dad wont let me live with him and my mom spent my chil support on crack if that helps with the pain
f-kid: my dad wont let me live with him and my mom spent my chil support on crack if that helps with the pain
by leetenaciously June 9, 2005
Get the foster care mug.Related Words
by Guy Dude Person Human Mammal April 30, 2020
Get the Foster the People mug.State sanctioned concentration camps- Children in foster care are "taught" "proper" behavior (and if that means beating them senseless until they go to confessional with you..so be it). 2/3 of homes are abusive in one way or another.
Then again, foster homes do save lives, they can help people, and the other 1/3 may be just what you need.
Then again, foster homes do save lives, they can help people, and the other 1/3 may be just what you need.
Which is better? An abusive home, abusive foster care or an abusive home with a relative? So many options...
by matildamay September 27, 2009
Get the Foster care mug.The act of forcing your secret lover to occupy the small space under the bed of the Fosterer, with nothing but a trash can top for a pillow, while the Fosterer makes fun of Jews as another unrelated delinquent steals money from the victim.
Dude, the camp counselor gave me a hardcore Foster job and ridiculed Justin for being a Jew while Petrini stole all my cash!
by The_Emu August 2, 2017
Get the foster job mug.A:Do you know Foster The People, a band from US?
B: nahh, some deep shit hiphop?
A:Absolutely not!!they are good, just born in the wrong country...
B: nahh, some deep shit hiphop?
A:Absolutely not!!they are good, just born in the wrong country...
by Altix December 6, 2011
Get the Foster The People mug.A family that is willing to take in someone deprived of love or their own family. A group of people who treat an outsider as one of their own.
by Kathug1738 September 17, 2016
Get the foster family mug.